i was hoping to enjoy the championship game between the eagles and the bucs.. but no more than 5 or 10 minutes into the game, a budweiser ad comes on that uses a very obvious double entendre (a conversation between a man and woman that revolves around the very large sweatshirt she is wearing.
she makes comments like, "small ones are ok, but big ones just feel better.
" the commercial closes with her remarking about his "small hands".).
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe this thread. Very entertaining.
I LOVE THE COMMERCIALS and think they are GREAT!!!!!!!!!!! SEX SELLS; come on!!
Dan, take a chill~pill. You don't have to be such a prude; you're NOT REQUIRED anymore. You're not a JW!! or are you??
ladies!
here are 5 secrets to a great relationship that every woman needs to know
1. it is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
LOL!!!!!!!!!! Amen
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ok. i called the p.o.
and smoothed (pressured) him over, he will be here at noon saturday... my brother and i have worked him over on the phone , and he already admitts he can't prove jesus choose the wt in 1919 etc etc...as he can't get the older wt's.... so he's speaking presumptuously...... i did a little studying today , and he is in big trouble... we will keep him on the subject, at all costs... and the subject will be false prophecies of the wt... i have decided to just wing it, and throw out all kinds wt rotten food.... mike is hot over here and i'm quite sure we can have his head spinning in short order.... we are going to hit the finished mystery book hard... but i am open for any ideas to put the last nail in his coffin....john
Just wanted to say, "Good Luck"!!!!!!! Please tell us how it goes. Go get em!!
its got to be rage against the machine, "killing in the name of" .
just had the bassline to this song rumbling through my head, havent heard it for ages though .
you need to know the chorus.
E-Mail beat me to it!!!!!!!
Unforgiven by Metallica
well my first week is over whew i am really enjoying my classes.
my creative writing teacher has her doctorate and studied in chicago and england but i had no idea we had to read our stuff aloud, my experience in hs was you wrote and submitted it to the teacher.
i guess my face turned bright red when she told us lol i am very closed about my writing so this will be weird for me.
Congrats Sheila!!!!!!!! So glad that you are enjoying yourself.
LOL on the Aquarian "mind changing" comment; although the two of you should realise that it doesn't have anything to do with being an Aquarian, it's just being a woman.
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those boys in writing have done it again.
the next issue of awake will feature the benefits of pursuing a career in waitressing to allow more time for the full time ministry.
(singing) "so, forward you waitresses...".
in the watchtower world, woman are just about nothing.
they hold no responsibilities in the congregation except cleaning the toilets and not much more.
we all know that woman are just as intelligent as men, and some could even be good elders.
I believe that it is the Bible AND the Organization!!! (BOTH)
the january 8, 2003 awake!
has a picture of rutherford standing near the back of his 16 cylinder cadillac.
anyone able to scan the picture and put it up?
Maybe the WT has recently bought some new STOCKS.
i don't know if this has been posted recently but... .
i was just talking to a friend (a ms jw) that told me that he was told by the elders on a talk he was about to give that according to their last elders school there are instructions not to use the terms "the watchtower society" or "the society" or "the organization" anymore... but rather to now always use "the faithful and discreet slave" or "the slave"... .
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I hadn't heard that till you told me thank you for sharing. Interesting.
They are soo full of CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i understand that catholic eat fried fish on friday,as friday is frigga's day and she is a pagan goddess,should jws eat fried fish in view of the pagan connections?
I'm Pagan!!!!!!!!! Bring that fryed fish over here! mmmmmmmmm
Monk, have to try that sounds yummy.
