Posts by ColdRedRain

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Guess who came around breakfast...

by ColdRedRain in

jw
friends

yup.

jw's.

i told them to come over tomorrow.

ColdRedRain

Yup. JW's. I told them to come over tomorrow. What questions should I ask the elder? I've been so out of the JW loop that I don't know how to get them to answer my questions without them running away.

Help?

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If you could "intelligently design" yourself, what would you change?

by AlmostAtheist in

jw
friends

if you could "intelligently design" yourself, what would you change?.

you're welcome to start from the ground up, if you like.

or just suggest changes to the existing platform.

ColdRedRain

I'd be more flexible, be around 6'1", 190 lbs of muscle, be flexible as a ballerina and be able to change my skin color like a chameleon. I would also be able to have a solid rib cage made out of lighter elements instead of calcium. I would also be able to have a venomous bite like a snake, and be able to walk on my lower toes like how a cat or a dog walks. I would make our toes be functional again instead of evolutionary relics. We'd be able to climb trees and other objects with our now functional lower limbs.

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A pretty good article on the Yahweh Bin Yahweh cult

by Check_Your_Premises in

http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/classics/yahweh_cult/.

they must be the truth, they use god's name!!!.

just kidding.

ColdRedRain

Blacks are the true Jews? So that explains Lenny Kravitz, Slash and Rod Carew!

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How did you feel, when you missed your 1st Memorial?

by JH in

jw
friends

i remember going to each memorial even when i was inactive.

i felt that i had to go to atleast that meeting.. then one year, i was sick on that day, and didn't go to the memorial.

it was a funny feeling to miss the most important day of the year, as a jw would call it.. but i got used to it, when i missed my 2nd and 3rd memorial..