You would be viewed as like a gay person .. you would be counselled and told to remain celebate till until THA NEW SYSTEM which will naturally fix your imperfect state of course!! BUT DON"T THINK ABOUT SEX, IT"S WRONG !!!
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Lol @ bin ladens truce
by Brummie inthis was a rant but i edited it out .
i suggest he sits back and waits for the bang and we all get on with life.. i'm sick of hearing bout him, r u .
he is soooo gay :) .
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m0nk3y
Well I'm glad to know that I am now currently known to be on the same level as bin laden
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Jesus Christ Is Here !!!!
by m0nk3y inhahahah just thought i would share with you this video http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/ .
i love the kids in this ... they are bloody funny rofl .
josh
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m0nk3y
HAHAHAH just thought I would share with you this video http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/
I love the kids in this ... they are bloody funny ROFL
JOSH
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Things your mom said to you to get you to stop doing things............
by Sunnygal41 inif you keep picking your nose, your nostrils will get as big as a horse's!.
we can use your face for a halloween mask if it freezes suddenly with that expression on it.. how would you feel if your sister died after you said such awful things to her?
(this following a normal, sibling scuffle).
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m0nk3y
*giggles* this topic brought to mind somthing that my mum said to me once that quite upset me, although today it's quite amusing.
I rememeber one night while mum and myself were watching TV and Cocoon was on .. You know the one .. with steve whatshisface while he was still HOT AND SEXY . Anyways back to the story *laughs* .. it was straight after the pool scene where they have "alien sex" (those familar with the movie will know what I'm talking about) .. Steve says after he is struck by the alien orgasm orb "If this is foreplay I'm a dead man" So I asked mum .. "what is foreplay ?" To which she replied .. "It's when the man plays with his pee pee ... if I ever catch you playing with your pee pee I will cut it off with some scissors!!" She was so serious !!! BOY WAS SHE UNINFORMED!!! HAHHAHAHAH
It took me a few weeks after that to be able to look a pair of scissors in the eyes again without crossing my legs
JW's are stupid F*CK'S HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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If you are a guy and taking a travel bag to the fest...
by FMZ in.
don't buy the bic comfort twin pack of razors.. the only comfort they provided was that i am comforted to know that i still readily produce blood.
go ahead and buy the mach 3. it will cost about 10 bucks more, but well worth it.. fmz
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m0nk3y
*hiss* disposable razors are evil, save your money and buy a wet/dry electric shaver, much nicer
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"You kick my dog"!
by gumby insome of you may have already heard this before.
for those who haven't.......this is a real crackup!
warning...it has the f-word a few times,sorry, but the rest is funny.. http://members.cox.net/deadalive/kerpal_youkickmydog.wavgumby
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m0nk3y
OMG HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHA
I can't wait till chris gets home so he can hear this !!!
FU*kin guy!!
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Not Sure If This Has Been Said Already 911 days seperated 9/11 and Madrid
by m0nk3y in.
i don't recall this being mentioned on the news and i havent read it anywhere .. including in this forum .. was anyone else aware ?.
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/madrid.asp
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m0nk3y
I don't recall this being mentioned on the news and I havent read it anywhere .. including in this forum .. was anyone else aware ?
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Why JW's Stand Out
by new light init just hit hit me why so many jw's stand out!
it's because so many work menial jobs!
you put a jw in an office setting where everyone has to be well-groomed and he/she will blend right in (mostly).
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m0nk3y
Actually having passed through most of the JW bullpoo I have to say that JW's don't stand out .. they just suck, no really, they suck just like everyone else. Lets face it .. they are just plain boring old corn flakes in an otherwise fruit loop world.
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smack is back
by smack ini caught the ferry on jan 4th and woke up very hungover in melboune at 7am.
picked up the trouble and strife and billy lids at the airport at 2pm and headed north.
14 hours later arrived safe and tired in taree at my apostate sisters digs.
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m0nk3y
Welcome Back you old git .. now get back to your post
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Another JW Prophetic Orgasm about to Unfold !!!
by Amazing inhey folks, .
setting aside any political differences ... the french government is looking to ban religious symbols in public, like a sikh wearing a turbine (except the see-through netted kind), muslims wearing head coverings, jews wearing the star of david, and christians wearing charismatic crosses (little tiny hard to see crosses will still be okay).
give me a break ... i loved the french for taxing the book publishing corporation known as the watchtower society ... but, while i respect the french on many levels (and not on other levels) ... do they realize how they are feeding into the prophetic orgasms of various religious cults and neo-nazi airheads?
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m0nk3y
I think the intentions are good .. I just don't think that it's going to help people out at the end of the day .. we have the same kind of problems here in australia.
It's clear that it isn't about religion .. it's about wanting people to become a whole as society.