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"good afternoon jehovah" est verboten!
look, wt 15 march, 86:when individuals have the opportunity to speak to kings or rulers of this world, they usually do so respectfully and with dignity, highly appreciating the privilege.
Well, talk about uptight bethalite.
I mean obviously we wouldn't want god to be like a friend or companion, how presumptious of us, god is the boss, no time for happiness in the relationship .. don't forget that important people such as royalty don't have FRIENDS so I mean why would god want any ?
DIS-RESPECT!
from one monkey to another ...
WELCOME
HAHA Thankyou
Of course I have had sex with myself .. but I have to admit that to have two sets of sexual organs might be fun!
Yes it does badboy, a Hermaphrodite comprising of any combinations of both male and female sex organs would be told exactly what I said as told to me by an small minded elder.
Isn't it strange .. alot of people don't realise that we are all without gender until our sexual organs decide to be on he inside or outside
I wonder what it would be like to have sex with yourself ?!
You would be viewed as like a gay person .. you would be counselled and told to remain celebate till until THA NEW SYSTEM which will naturally fix your imperfect state of course!! BUT DON"T THINK ABOUT SEX, IT"S WRONG !!!
this was a rant but i edited it out .
i suggest he sits back and waits for the bang and we all get on with life.. i'm sick of hearing bout him, r u .
he is soooo gay :) .
Well I'm glad to know that I am now currently known to be on the same level as bin laden
hahahah just thought i would share with you this video http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/ .
i love the kids in this ... they are bloody funny rofl .
josh
HAHAHAH just thought I would share with you this video http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/
I love the kids in this ... they are bloody funny ROFL
JOSH
if you keep picking your nose, your nostrils will get as big as a horse's!.
we can use your face for a halloween mask if it freezes suddenly with that expression on it.. how would you feel if your sister died after you said such awful things to her?
(this following a normal, sibling scuffle).
*giggles* this topic brought to mind somthing that my mum said to me once that quite upset me, although today it's quite amusing.
I rememeber one night while mum and myself were watching TV and Cocoon was on .. You know the one .. with steve whatshisface while he was still HOT AND SEXY . Anyways back to the story *laughs* .. it was straight after the pool scene where they have "alien sex" (those familar with the movie will know what I'm talking about) .. Steve says after he is struck by the alien orgasm orb "If this is foreplay I'm a dead man" So I asked mum .. "what is foreplay ?" To which she replied .. "It's when the man plays with his pee pee ... if I ever catch you playing with your pee pee I will cut it off with some scissors!!" She was so serious !!! BOY WAS SHE UNINFORMED!!! HAHHAHAHAH
It took me a few weeks after that to be able to look a pair of scissors in the eyes again without crossing my legs
JW's are stupid F*CK'S HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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don't buy the bic comfort twin pack of razors.. the only comfort they provided was that i am comforted to know that i still readily produce blood.
go ahead and buy the mach 3. it will cost about 10 bucks more, but well worth it.. fmz
*hiss* disposable razors are evil, save your money and buy a wet/dry electric shaver, much nicer
some of you may have already heard this before.
for those who haven't.......this is a real crackup!
warning...it has the f-word a few times,sorry, but the rest is funny.. http://members.cox.net/deadalive/kerpal_youkickmydog.wavgumby
OMG HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHA
I can't wait till chris gets home so he can hear this !!!
FU*kin guy!!
