m0nk3y

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  The poster who you find the FUNNIEST here, and why?

  by outbutnotdown in

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  of course, different people enjoy different types of humour, so there will be a wide variety of responses, but if you could mention why you find that person funny, personally, it would be appreciated.. i would have to say that i have to pick two people.

  i enjoy having humour displayed in a tasteful manner, but with wit.

  a life-lesson taught with a laugh is about as good as it gets, imo, even if i am not capable of accomplishing that very well myself.

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  Surprisingly I find myself the funniest !
  
  
  
  
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  Harder

  by Music Mouth in

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  as you get older, do you find yourself gravitating towards softer music, or do you find you like the harder stuff as much as ever?.

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  Surprisingly my tastes havent changed, they have just become broader
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  Guys ONLY... Hear me out, but did you notice...

  by upside/down in

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  that most guys in the borg were .

  i mean, i don't know about you, but i remember countless times that situations would develop involving young to old men alike, where me and other non-dub-raised "dudes", would comment that.... what that guy (bro) needs is a good ass-kicking!

  i mean a good old fashioned beat your ass whoopin... i mean learn some real "humility" at the hands of your "friends".

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  Well it like the word FlyingHighNow, one moment men think it's the next they think it means ..

  and then turns into and then will end up turning into at which it becomes a bad thing and we all know what a bunch of homos people that play sports are

  So on summery + sex + homo = sport *giggles*
  
  
  
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  For those raised as JWs...

  by Country Girl in

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  i have found that while i can remember my childhood from ages 3-5, i can't remember much after that until i was 17 or so.

  my mom came into the jws when i was 3, and i remember celebrating our last christmas.

  it was a small christmas tree on the end table and it had a present for each of us (2 kids).

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  Your probably don't remember much because nothing exciting ever happens to a JW it's all 1,000,000 meetings a week and field serve blah blah blah prestudies and stuff .. your brain is like "Jeez when you do somthing interesting I'll record that, until then I'm not going to waste precious space"

  
  
  
  
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  Guys ONLY... Hear me out, but did you notice...

  by upside/down in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  that most guys in the borg were .

  i mean, i don't know about you, but i remember countless times that situations would develop involving young to old men alike, where me and other non-dub-raised "dudes", would comment that.... what that guy (bro) needs is a good ass-kicking!

  i mean a good old fashioned beat your ass whoopin... i mean learn some real "humility" at the hands of your "friends".

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  FlyingHighNow, there is a difference for men from liking and having sex with just like theres a difference from men secretly liking and pretending to like *coughs* LOL

  

  
  
  
  
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  Guys ONLY... Hear me out, but did you notice...

  by upside/down in

  1. jw
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  that most guys in the borg were .

  i mean, i don't know about you, but i remember countless times that situations would develop involving young to old men alike, where me and other non-dub-raised "dudes", would comment that.... what that guy (bro) needs is a good ass-kicking!

  i mean a good old fashioned beat your ass whoopin... i mean learn some real "humility" at the hands of your "friends".

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  Can I point out that most men in relationships with women have been shaped and molded into a decent member of society *well close enough for public consumtion* and the reason that is ? Because women are one of the nastiest most fierce forces on this earth, men just don't want to admit it. Having said that :) evolution has provided a preditor of the women, it's called the 'homosexual' and although we come in many different types, shapes and sizes we are built for one thing ... well two things actually
  
  1.) Making women feel like we are their best friend with the most gorgeous fashion sense/ideas on relationships/shoulder to cry on about you lesser species (MEN) etc etc. While they are feeling comfortable we gain the power. Meanwhile while the women is feeling completely helpless at this point our sister homos move in and provide a 'real' shoulder for the women to cry on "the plan is flawless"
  
  2.) With this new power we steal their men, hit the man on the head and drag them back to our cave!!

  Ok so where was I, oh yes MEN .. you may try and sound tough and loud and "I will beat you up and teach you a lesson" but women and THE GAYS are much, much more advanced and in the end will outwit your every plan :P
  
  Men, you are only meat .. cattle, when will you learn ?!

  monk3y
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  same-sex relationships

  by mamas in

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  i was recently disfellowshipped for being involved in a relationship with another female.

  its been hard for me especially since my family no longer has association with me.

  i love my lady so much and i miss my family so much.

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  Yep I'm as homo as they come. My mum is disfellowshiped but is trying to make her way back, to be honest I think she has been in the "Truth" to long to know how to do anything else. Last I heard my dad was disfellowshipped as well, he does really want to have anything to do with me, I hear he knows I'm gay but I haven't had a reation from him yet .. he is just a really messed up person
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  Guys ONLY... Hear me out, but did you notice...

  by upside/down in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  that most guys in the borg were .

  i mean, i don't know about you, but i remember countless times that situations would develop involving young to old men alike, where me and other non-dub-raised "dudes", would comment that.... what that guy (bro) needs is a good ass-kicking!

  i mean a good old fashioned beat your ass whoopin... i mean learn some real "humility" at the hands of your "friends".

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  m0nk3y

  *clutches at handbag* I don't want you guys stealing her for your violence .. she's gucci you know ... she only inflicts harm for me.
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  Guys ONLY... Hear me out, but did you notice...

  by upside/down in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  that most guys in the borg were .

  i mean, i don't know about you, but i remember countless times that situations would develop involving young to old men alike, where me and other non-dub-raised "dudes", would comment that.... what that guy (bro) needs is a good ass-kicking!

  i mean a good old fashioned beat your ass whoopin... i mean learn some real "humility" at the hands of your "friends".

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  m0nk3y

  *COUGHS*
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  same-sex relationships

  by mamas in

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  i was recently disfellowshipped for being involved in a relationship with another female.

  its been hard for me especially since my family no longer has association with me.

  i love my lady so much and i miss my family so much.

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  m0nk3y

  Hi sweetie, I don't see much of my parents, my father I don't see by choice and my mother I see from time to time ... We have built seperate lives mostly because of the JW mind trap .. I refused to live my life trapped, so I live it seperately from them and have a happy and full life regardless, my partner of over 4 years and I are blissfully happy .. in the end we need nobody else but ourselves, in the end we are powerful enough to defeat anything. monk3y