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  The Power of Prayer

  by Loris in

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  2. humour

  i got this in an e-mail today and i just have to share.

  cutesie alert!

  timmy was a little five year old boy whose mom loved him very much.

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  Internet Beginnings

  by Loris in

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  2. humour

  i searched but didn't find this posted.

  if anyone has seen this, my apologies.

  how the internet began (makes more sense, too)

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  Memorable Field Service Moments

  by Loris in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  for the most part field service is a dull event-less drudgery.

  but there are those rare times that something happens that makes it almost worth the effort.. while living in the state of washington i was privileged to meet a rare sister.

  she was funny and a bit off the wall.

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  Are the JW's Bleeding Numbers?

  by Loris in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  check this out.

  http://www.christianitytoday.com/le/2003/003/19.7.html .

  jw's are the most likely to leave.

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  Jehovah-Jireh

  by Loris in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  " genesis 3:15 njb .

  god had spoken; jehovah-jireh (jehovah will see to it).

  " 1 kings 8:56 njb .

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  It Ain't Easy Being Green

  by Loris in

  1. social
  2. humour

  frog joke.

  a frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

  name plate that the teller's name is patricia whack.

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  WTS Taught by Humpty Dumpty

  by Loris in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the wts writing staff must be proud graduates of the humpty dumpty school of liberal revisionism, so called because mr. dumpty, who appears in the works of lewis carroll, teaches that outer reality should conform to (his) inner desires.

  thus mr. dumpty's much-quoted remark: "when i use a word it means just what i choose it to mean neither more nor less.

  and thus, for the liberal followers of mr. d., if something ugly was done by people who are currently in power and therefore gods representatives, and if that something was done yesterday or earlier: "just lie, sucker!

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  A question for X-dunkers

  by Loris in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i have a question for all you x-dunkers out there.

  i was dunked in 1965. as i recall the brother who did the dunking said to me, near my ear, "i baptise you in the name of the father, son and holy spirit.

  " then he dunked me.

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  My Introduction

  by Loris in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is my introduction.

  i was baptized july 9, 1965 in san diego, california.

  37 years of my life devoted to a carefully contrived lie.

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  Widows and Orphans

  by Loris in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  hi gals & guys.

  i have been trying to post for awhile.

  trouble with getting the go-ahead from simon (th can get multiple names i cant seem to get one.

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