Luna I got it in email. I was cracking up so much I thought I should share...rofl! Funny as hell to me... I'm still cracking up! Hehehehe!
~Azzy
Luna I got it in email. I was cracking up so much I thought I should share...rofl! Funny as hell to me... I'm still cracking up! Hehehehe!
~Azzy
LOL! You smarmy ass bastard...
~Azzy
AWESOME
This is almost overwhelming when you think about it.
Moses and the people were in the desert, but what was he going to do with them? They had to be fed, and feeding 2 or 3 million people requires a lot of food. According to the Quartermaster General in the Army, it is reported that Moses would have to have had 1500 tons of food each day. Do you know
that to bring that much food each day, two freight trains, each at least a
mile long, would be required!
Besides you must remember, they were out in the desert, so they would
have to have firewood to use in cooking the food. This would take 4000
tons of wood and a few more freight trains, each a mile long, just for one
day.
And just think, they were forty years in transit.
And Oh yes! They would have to have water. If they only had enough to
drink and wash a few dishes, it would take 11,000,000 gallons each day
and a freight train with tank cars, 1800 miles long, just to bring water!
And then another thing!
They had to get across the Red Sea at night. Now, if they went on a
narrow path, double file, the line would be 800 miles long and would require
35 days and nights to get through.
So there had to be a space in the Red
Sea, 3 miles wide so that they could walk 5000 abreast to get over in one
night.
But then, there is another problem...............each time they camped at the
en
d of the day, a campground two-thirds the size of the state of Rhode
Island was required, or a total of 750 square miles long......... think of it!
This much space for camping.
Do you think Moses figured all this out before he left Egypt? I think not!
You see, Moses believed in God. God took care of these things for him.
Now do you think God has any problem taking care of all your needs?
Our God JEHOVAH is an Awesome God!!
WTH is Linux? I need to flex a geek muscle. I do have at least one (I think).
Also, anti-social behaviour is a plus.
But, I'm a social butterfly! *flap flap*
I'm not nearly geeky enough.
~Aztec
gawd!
i am such a frigging wuss!
i have been thinking and judging, and have come to the conclusion that i am one big wussy!
Viva, I love you! You are the same as me. Afraid of confrontation and disagreements. You and me and SP can work on this together okay?
~Aztec
Okay, I'm a geek cause I took the test again (hoping to raise me score) and I actually got a lower score.
2.95858% - Poser! Damnit!
What am I doing wrong? Should I buy more Rubiks Cubes? What?
~Aztec
I got the lowest score! Hehehehe! Y'all are geeks and I'm just a geek poser...rofl!
Okay, I'll shut up now.
~Aztec
when we were jw's we were constantly reminded to put on a "new personality".
now, before i was a jw i was friendly and easy to get along with.
it only took a few years of exposure to the cult before i noticed personality changes.
I wanna hug ((((Bridget, Lady Lee, Talesin)))) and I am a bit more compassionate than I was but, I don't think my basic personality is much differant. I've always been a total bleeding heart nerd. I'm that chick who hugs all the homeless people cause I feel bad for them.I've actually become friends with a few of them that way.
~Aztec
i just finished watching martha stewart and after it went off there was a set of commercials before the news came on and i swear i just saw a commercial from the christian congregation of jehovahs' witnesses!.
it was about raising your children with knowledge and love.
it showed a teen girl on the internet in a chat room with a person who had become her best friend and wanted to meet her in person and they said something like if it seems too good to be true it is..'love builds happy familys' was the slogan or something.. .
Ummmm WHAT??????
~Aztec
i'm here to report that there's a nest of apostates gathered at my house right now!!!
we have calamityjane, arrowstar, dfwnonjw, six of nine, elsewhere, valis, big tex, cruzanheart (of course, since i'm posting!
), and badger.
I'm so glad you all had fun! We had our own mini party here Friday night. Unfortunatly I'm not allowed to say who was here but, it was fun nevertheless. One of these days I'm going to get down to Texas. You all seem to have the best parties!
~Aztec
PS Happy Birthday Jennie!