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Posts by Happy
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33Who Is Jehovah?
by reporter inchristians should all honestly and thoroughly investigate the contradictions between the old and new testaments in terms of the descriptions of god.. .
the god of the new testament is described as a god of love, mercy and peace.. .
the god of the old testament is described as jealous, vengeful god, a war-monger.
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Who Is Jehovah?
by reporter inchristians should all honestly and thoroughly investigate the contradictions between the old and new testaments in terms of the descriptions of god.. .
the god of the new testament is described as a god of love, mercy and peace.. .
the god of the old testament is described as jealous, vengeful god, a war-monger.
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Attention! It has recently been discovered that Jehovah is homosexual! How do we know this? Read on to have your life forever changed!
We know this because numerous passages in the Bible suggest it.
1) When God created Eve, he was well aware that she would fall victim to Satan. This was because he intentionally created her inferior to Adam. Why you ask? He wanted men to be supreme so that his lover would be great, like him. (God also wanted a Human lover...to be discussed in future article.) This is the first passage that reveals God's sexuality!
2)God was ashamed of being gay, and that is why he condemned the homosexuals; he was trying to hide his own gayness!
3)God made priests male so that all those closest to him would be a sexual prospect!
Do not overlook the plain facts people! God is gay. Accept it! We know for certain! You wouldn't question the superior authorities would you?
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Favorite Bible passage?
by Happy ini was just wondering what some people's favorite scriptures are.
one of my favorites is .
matthew 7:1-5 .
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Happy
I was just wondering what some people's favorite scriptures are. One of my favorites is
Matthew 7:1-5
1 "Do not judge so that you will not be judged.
2 "For in the way you judge, you will be judged;and by your standard of measure, it will be measured to you.
3 "Why do you look at the speck that is in your brother's eye, bu do not notice the log that is in your own eye?
4 "Or how can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' and behold, the log is inyour own eye?
5 "You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye."
I like these verses because IMO they are very wise passages, and also these really apply the WT.
Edited by - Happy_Guy_Of_Goodness on 29 December 2002 17:10:42
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Please call me an Apostate,
by LyinEyes inafter a year of doubting if i would ever be free from feeling ties to the wt, i am proud to be known as an apostate.
before i was so concerned with what some of the "friends" , would think of me, how they would think the worst of me for being an apostate.
now i hope they do think about me,,,,,,,, i hope they know i want nothing to do with most of them.
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Which I told the elders "well then every JW that has kept up with 'present truth' and 'new light' is an apostate (big chessy grin)" they were all stunned, so one said well lets see what Websters says, so he went and got a 'worldly' source for the definiton bwwahahhahahahahah.
hahaha That hilarious VeniceIT. I'll have to pose the same question to the next dub who shows up here at my door.
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Last Post - My Most Painful Public Confession
by Amazing inmy most painful confession
note to simon: i will use some expletives, but i hope that they will be retained as this is intended to be an otherwise civil and thoughtful post to all my fellow ex-jws.
please read on, as this is most painful.
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Jim,
Your post was very touching and full of wisdom. Best wishes for your recovery.
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Evil SMURFS!!
by Happy in.
i am having problems with thispost.
it will return shortly.edited by - happy_guy_of_goodness on 28 december 2002 22:24:41.
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haha, that smurf doesn't look evil enough to walk out on a nice old elder givin a talk. It must have been his rebellious son.
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Evil SMURFS!!
by Happy in.
i am having problems with thispost.
it will return shortly.edited by - happy_guy_of_goodness on 28 december 2002 22:24:41.
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Beans,
Thank you. Now I see why the smurfs are evil. They celebrate christmas, and get drunk. Now it all makes sense. Funny pics BTW.
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Evil SMURFS!!
by Happy in.
i am having problems with thispost.
it will return shortly.edited by - happy_guy_of_goodness on 28 december 2002 22:24:41.
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Happy
Well folks, I can't get the graphics to work, so I'll have to do without. Here is my post without the graphics.
Smurfs: Little blue cartoon characters who frolick all the day long
It has come to my attention a number of times that the dubs used to believe smurfs were evil and demonic
.I find this strange for a few different reasons:
1) As far as I know, there is no reference to smurfs in the Bible. Not even the NWT.
2) Smurfs seem far from evil. On the contrary, they seem perpetually blissful and merry. (Although maybe the dubs see the inner hurt the smurfs are holding in)
So why then did dubs believe that smurfs were helpers of Satan? I personally have no idea, so if anyone knows, would they care to share?
Thanks,
Happy
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Evil SMURFS!!
by Happy in.
i am having problems with thispost.
it will return shortly.edited by - happy_guy_of_goodness on 28 december 2002 22:24:41.
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The problem is that I had a bunch of funny smurf graphics, but when I loaded them all up and posted the thread they all changed to a tripod symbol. And that's not good
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Evil SMURFS!!
by Happy in.
i am having problems with thispost.
it will return shortly.edited by - happy_guy_of_goodness on 28 december 2002 22:24:41.
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Happy
I am having problems with thispost. It will return shortly.
Edited by - Happy_Guy_Of_Goodness on 28 December 2002 22:24:41