Posts by kelpie

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Teddy bear shot by police on steps of Kingdom Hall

by nicolaou in

original story

a danish bomb squad shot to pieces a teddy bear left on the doorstep of a jehovah's witness hall on thursday evening with a note saying it contained a bomb, police said.

a group of jehovah's witnesses on their way into a meeting had found the cuddly toy with a note reading: "if you touch me i will blow up.

kelpie

LMAO... that is very funny...

it would be interesting to know who did it...

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Celebrity JW's - who have you heard of?

by kwijibo in

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obviously the williams sisters who are so prominent in the tennis at the moment, michael jackson is he or isn't he, i heard prince or whatever he calls himself now was studying.

kwiji.

kelpie

Heyyyyy kwijibo

Welcome Aboard!

Another Fellow Aussie!!!! The aussies ones are slowly slowly growing in numbers... lets get more aboard I say..!!!

Where are you from kw???

Send me an email.. I am organising a "get together" in Sydney and Melbourne on the 15th March.

Would love for you to come along...

Cant wait to hear from you....

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The Fifth Estate: Post your comments HERE

by Scully in

for everyone who's watched.... or is in the process of watching the show..... .

please feel free to post your comments.... reactions.... quotes that stood out in your mind here!.

love, scully

kelpie

If someone can put it onto a cd I would be willing to pay for the cost of sending it to me...

Here in Australia, we will not get it...

I am extremely interested in watching it.

thanks heaps Kelps

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In Memory of Onyx

by SpiceItUp in

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my mother helped me bury my cat onyx tonight.

his neck was broken by our neighbors dog.

unknown to us it happened on sat (when he went missing) and they buried him without checking around with anyone.

kelpie

I too am a cat lover and I would be lost with out my baby.. she is so beautiful and cuddly..

I feel for you.

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To Blissisignorance and Dark Knight

by ozziepost in

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g'day guys,.

got your email ---- wow!

mrs ozzie's sitting with me and also says wow!!!

kelpie

Bliss...are mr and mrs ozzie who I think they are???

does two and two make four???

Kelps (of the extremely curious now)

hmmmmmmm

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Email from a JW wannabe

by Quotes in

hi gang, the following email thread isn't extremely funny, but it does give some interesting insight into the mind of a jw-wannabe.

i received the following: .

dear quotes,.

Clarification & Apology

by Amazing in

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friends

first a clarification, then my apology, and last comment regarding th:

mr. eakins (aka trauma_hound) has stated a number of times that he wishes i would take matters off-board to settle in private email as he has done with others.

my comment about you being a wuss could, would, and should have been taken in a better context by you.

kelpie

I think there is too much of this comparing deactivation from a forum with disfellowshipping.

Simon is right...

Come on peoples!! This isnt the only forum on the the whole entire internet that bans people... Do those people compare it to being disfellowshipped.

EVERY and I mean EVERY forum/chat room whatever that you go to has moderators and ways and means to ban people.. And they do....

I used to host my own chat room and I would ban people that couldnt abide by the rules. Its not a matter of people setting someone up, its the matter of people not following a few SIMPLE rules that have been outlined for us..

So if the moderators see us breaking the rules after REPEATED warnings they have every right to ban us.. Go to Yahoo or Mplayer or to MSN and as the moderators there if they ban people...

Every thing in life has rules that need to be followed.. Deal with it!

To Simon and all the moderators, you do a great job, no body is perfect so we cannot expect perfecton from you...

Amazing, I hope you get well soon..

TH - I wish you peace and happiness

Kelps (of the sorry had to vent class)

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Got my judicial notes & file destroyed

by roybatty in

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does it bug you that there are notes about you stuck somewhere in a kingdom hall file cabinet?

i cant say that its kept me up at night, but it does bother me that there are notes from my judicial hearing (and a file) that i cant access but just about anyone with a little bit of nerve can.

anyway, i decided to call the po from the last congregation i was in and request that these notes be destroyed.

kelpie

Did they really do it..

I would have requested to have a look at them and then destroyed them myself.

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A tale of three sisters.........

by Tatiana in

it started in 1956. a girl was born.

with lovely strawberry blonde, curly hair.

dad and mom kissing.

kelpie

(((((((((chris and april))))))))))))

words cannot describe the feelings I am having now.. The feelings that I want to make it all right for you. To turn back the clock.

I remember growing up in the "false" and every time something happened my mother and father saying to me that Jehovah will fix it in his own time.. just be patient.....

I would ask my family now... how would Jehovah fix what has happened to you and your family april??? Can he wind back the clock and give your childhood back?

I am sorry I wish I had more words of wisdom like so many others on this forum but I am not so good with words.. But please know, I feel for you and wish you happiness for the future.

Kelp (from the bottom of her heart class)

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Weekly Food Bill Survey

by patio34 in

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after reading the thread on portion sizes, it'd be interesting to see what folks spend weekly on their groceries.

one of my new year's resolutions was to improve my finances and groceries are coming under scrutiny.

i spend about 30 a week (now), but when i wasn't paying attention and stopping in all the time, i'll bet i was spending double that.. so, what do you spend?

kelpie

My man and i spend about 250 per fornight.. (we have 3 kids that come every second weekend)

I dont know what that is in american money..