I love this post. It had me really searching hard, and I found some really dumb quotes that are sooo hilarious. These don't really sound dirty, but they are funny all the same. Please share if you have some.
- We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr Dogbody is a detective in the police farce.
-- Correction Notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper - Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
-- Hong Kong dental advertisement - "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Advertisement - "Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge."
-Tokyo, Japan traffic sign - "Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey - "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears - Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of
the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The
researchers also discovered other similarities between the
two, but can't remember what they are.
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 - "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I
have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could
converse with those people"
-Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle