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*Dizzy* Christianity - Fraudulent and Evil Rotten - from beginning to end
by Xander in
1. watchtower
2. bible
was going to bump the other thread, but, this....just...... i mean:.

http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/murderers.htm.

some fun the early christians had:the pope's pears:.
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Any spoof or funny WT/Awake! articles?
by figureheaduk in
1. social
2. humour
does anybody know of any fake watchtower/awake!

articles (or even real ones that are unintentionally funny)anywhere on the web?
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Does the president believe he has a divine mandate
by Ravyn in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
an evolving faith .

does the president believe he has a divine mandate?

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/121/story_12112.html
What would the late, great Bill Hicks made of it ?
by figureheaduk in
1. social
2. humour
these days, during the age of the internet, i wonder what bill would have made of the wtbts?

i know that he had a lot of bile to spout at catholicism etc, but since the growth of the internet (and it's wealth of info about most things) sometime after his death in '94 i wonder what he would made of the watchtower and it's false predictions / paedophile protection etc.

anybody know if there are any comedians out there with good anti-watchtower stuff?.
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email campaign against the watchtower
by figureheaduk in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
after reading the thread "sharon rowe to be df'd tonight" on this board, and reading the replies, i felt so sick at the watchtower organization that i felt the drunken urge to send the watchtower a very short (but straight to the point) email saying "f**k your organization and all your false prophecies, do you ever think about the many lives you've helped to destroy (if not totally destroyed?".

i sent it to [email protected] - it got returned 30 seconds later.

anybody else have a direct e-mail adress for this lying, evil, money grabbing cult?
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Elders authority over non JW's?
by figureheaduk in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
just been looking at e-watchman's mailbag (a bit one sided to say the least.........), and there was a question from a girl who is studying with someone else who she's fallen in love with.

it seems that she's been told that they can't date until they've both been baptized - so she asked the e-watchman his advice.

the first sentence of his reply was "the elders in the congregation don't really have authority over those who are not part of the congregation".
FOLLOW UP (dinosaurs, aliens and the watchtower)
by figureheaduk in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i sent the following question to the e-watchman's question and answers page last week (as well as starting a thread about it here).

here is the question and e-watchman's reply: .

if the bible supposedly gives the true history of the world since the beginning, why doesn't it mention dinosaurs?
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NEVER!....allow a non-christian into your home!
by gumby in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
"for many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that jesus christ is come in the flesh.

this is a deceiver and an anti-christ.. if there come any unto you, and bring not his doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him god speed: for he that biddeth him god speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

" 2nd john 7, 10-11. what i want to know is....how many of you heathen bastards are guilty of this awfull practice?.
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Dinosaurs, Aliens and the Watchtower
by figureheaduk in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
does anybody know what the watchtower's teachings on dinosaurs are (except for the ones that make up the governing body!
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Great Depeche Mode Quotes from songs
by Beans in
1. social
2. entertainment
i love music from every different era and all types, but one band that i enjoy alot is depeche mode!

usually i don't listen to words or take them in alot, but alot of there lyrics are pretty deep and say some interesting things!

you cant change the world.