Posts by Gizmo

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Jesus Is God (John 1:1)

by JesusISJehovah in

according to john 1:1, jesus is god.

how do jehovah's witnesses rationalize that blatant statement of jesus' deity?

I don't know who you are or where you are from...but you are one savvy lady...I have read many of your replies, and i don't know what your association with the JW's is now...but you are a very clever lady.

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Whose the driver?

by Gizmo in

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hehehehe this gave me a good laugh.

Gizmo

Now if Jesus died on a stake...instead of a cross...he woulda had a hard time hangin on...am I right...huh? huh? huh?

Try Fried Zuchini ...in place of the egg plant U_R I like it better and is less bitter...if the eggplants aren't prepared properly in the first place overnight. Try it you'll like it. My mouth is watering wish you could ship me some mousaka...ahven't had it in AGESSSSSSS!

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Got a call from an elder this weekend

by Texas Apostate in

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friends

hi to everyone on the board.

it has been quite sometime since my last post.

well... let me get on with this incident.

Gizmo

The effects of the bubbly was were at the high point for both of us. I knew that we really going to have some "good quality time". When all of a sudden the phone rings. Drats!!!

Talk about CCM interuptous..

Wish the (b)org would hand out ex communication Bulls wit a special seal from the head honcho...you know like the one Martin Luther got from the POPE and burnt.

Except I'd place mine in a frame and hang it on a wall...so if a CCM visited me..I'd proudly point to the wall and say NOW POQ. It's legal .

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What Are Some Of The STUPIDEST Comments Made?

by minimus in

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friends

what are some of the stupidest comments made in the watchtower, or by a circuit overseer or elder that you've never forgotten?

the one about" the rapist being human" too, ranks right up there....like we're supposed to feel bad for him?

Gizmo

A brother had just answered a question about the fact that 2,520 years from 607 BCE brings us to 1914. So Brother Elder adds:
"Not only that, but if you start out in 1914 and count back 2520 years, it takes you right back to 607 BCE! -- so it's proven double. It's without a doubt!"

ROFL...good galm.

One that makes me chuckle when I ever heard it...usually from door to door.."It doesn't matter what we say to people...how we muck things up at the doors.... they are still pouring in to Jehovah's Temple"

Sad is the guy that keeps repeating this...is so zealous about it...LOL

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