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  Please don't wear underwear...

  by Princess in

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  ...with bike shorts!.

  also not good was the older man wearing a black swim suit with orange flames, huge belly hanging over his waistline and no shirt.

  this was his biking outfit.

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  Thongs are just as bad for lines. You can see the little triangle above the asscrack.
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  The Kingdom Grocery Store

  by Beans in

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  the kingdom grocery store.

  i was walking down life's highway, a long time ago one day i saw a sign that .

  read, "kingdom's grocery store".. .

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  1) What kind of a grocery store is this? You can't wipe your ass with PRAISE!
  2) You're not supposed to pay the angel at the counter, you're supposed to put your money in the contribution box sitting on the counter marked "Local Grocery Fund"
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  Crisis of Conscience

  by Cheyannesways in

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  i am on the last chapter of this book!

  i can hardly put it down.

  have you all read it?

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  Penton's last update was in 1998 and Franz's was, I think, 2000

  My copy's revision is 2002. Ray Franz seems to do a great job at keeping his book up to date.
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  Crisis of Conscience

  by Cheyannesways in

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  i am on the last chapter of this book!

  i can hardly put it down.

  have you all read it?

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  Is this apostate literature?

  No, it's written by a guy who contributed much writing to the Aid book.
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  Crisis of Conscience

  by Cheyannesways in

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  i am on the last chapter of this book!

  i can hardly put it down.

  have you all read it?

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  I'm in the middle of it, it's been a great read so far! I've had to put it aside to focus on my schooling though. My last class it tonight!
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  MORE TIPS FOR ASSEMBLY TIME!

  by Mary in

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  for those of you who weren't here last year, here is my original list on "tips for keeping awake during the assembly

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/31016/1.ashx

  do you really not want to go to the assembly this year??

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  Take comfort in knowing that this money will not be going towards helping peophiles, but towards lottery tickets.

  If I knew of the issues with the JWs when I was attending, I would have stole money from the contribution boxes. Use it for gas money when I go and donate blood.
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  JW's and driving abilities...

  by ofcmad in

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  have you ever noticed that jw's have a particular hard time with driving?

  let me clarify.. i work for a police department that has a civic center where there are circuit assemblies held usually once a month..(give or take a few weeks.

  anyhoo, i cannot count on my fingers and toes how many accidents i have had to work involving jw's.

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  I noticed that JWs are notorious for backing into things. My brother nicknamed my mother's JW friend "Crash". She backed into another parked car when we were in it. Also, just about every JW I knew had a dent in the back of their car from backing into something. They're also very good at flattening curbs.

  One thing that may be an element of their bad driving is their poor paying cleaning jobs. They barely make enough to live on, let alone keeping their car repairs up (ie brakes). Those used police cars don't last forever.
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  Did you ever really fear Jehovah?

  by Tower Man in

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  i just put a new mp3 audio on my site by bill & laura althaus.

  it's from 1996 at the witnesses now for jesus convention in pennsylvania.

  you can hear it at: http://www.towertotruth.net/audio.htm

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  Yeah, I feared Jehovah. He was always so pissed off at me, at least that's what other people told me. I'm convinced, if Jehovah was really pissed off at me, he would have struck me dead by now.

  I now think of Jehovah as a funny cartoon character, always growling "Fred GOOD! Janie BAAAD. Don and Linda BAAAAAD! John GOOOD! Uh oh, John BAAAAD!"
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  Easy, sleazy bimbos

  by YoursChelbie in

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  they're in the work place, at social gatherings.

  they are just about everywhere that men are--- including the internet.

  they hit on single men, married men, old and young.

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  They hit on single men, married men, old and young. Theirs is a game and an inflated ego the prize. The majority of the time, people get hurt.

  I refer to these women as "Attention Whores". These are the women who feed off the attention of any man who is willing to give it to them. They are well experienced in how to get attention from men. A little bit of flirting will get them free drinks, free cigarettes, and even money.

  The question I have is: What ultimately prevents a "taken" man from giving in to a sleazy woman's advances?

  If a man has learned nothing from his dating experience, he shouldn't be involved exclusively with any woman, until he gains some experience. If a man doesn't give in to a woman's desire for attention, she will quickly give up and find another man who is willing. A man has to be strong enough to turn the woman away. If he doesn't, he is likely to encounter problems. Most of these women don't want sex, they want drama or they're gold-diggers.

  For example, is it possible for a man already in a relationship, to turn down an attractive fellow employee who makes passes at him and lavishes attention on him?

  If he's knowledgeable of what's happening, then yes.

  Can a man's sense of commitment be enough to prevent him from being a two-timer? Does the whole matter depend on the extent of his love and devotion to his significant other?

  I doubt it. His total knowledge of women will prevent him from being a two-timer. If a man allows himself to be sucked in by an attention whore by allowing it to continue, it's his own damn fault. The man has the ability to put a stop to the nonsense. All he needs to do is laugh and say "Nice try", and walk away. Two things can happen from this. Either the Attention Whore will find another victim, or she'll see him as a challenge and try harder to get his attention. The man has to protect himself against her because her intentions are destructive. In my opinion, it's not worth putting your family and your finances at risk for a bit of attention from an attractive woman.
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  Review of new "Great Teacher" book

  by Nosferatu in

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  got this from silentlambs.

  pretty sad.. http://www.silentlambs.org/newsletter/newsletteritem.cfm?sendoutid=86

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  The title of the book is "Learn From The Great Teacher". I have one question, Who the f--- is the great teacher? In the book "Listening To The Great Teacher", it was Jesus. But with mention of molestation, paradise earth, and Noah's Ark, I'm guessing the Great Teacher is now Jehovah, not Jesus. Or is Jesus just as good of a teacher? Or is The Bible the actual teacher? Will the Society please make up their mind as to who the Great Teacher is!