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Shutting down the Judicial Committee "invite".

by kairos in

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judicial committee invitation comes, with be there or be square consequences.. ( come or we will df you ).

what are the sure fire, tested and true tactics that will keep the elders off your back?

( for good ).

brandnew

It might not be tape recorded, or on any electric device, but....they had note pads, and pens ready for my cruxification.

Thats pretty much.....recording.

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"Jehovah clearly answered my prayer!"

by stuckinarut2 in

so the fade is progressing well.... however, it has been noticed by the 'hounders', who i know will be "following up" with us soon i'm sure.. so i have thought of a way of shutting down the questions etc.... if they ask about things like meeting attendance and field activity, i am going to say something like:.

"oh, thanks for your interest and concern brothers.

this means a lot.

brandnew

Dude............like why even open the door?

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Geoffrey Jackson is a Furry?

by cappytan in

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who knew?.

.

brandnew

Oh dang......like.....dang......n stuff.......whoa.......ummmmmm yeah....he is theeeee one..i want leading my life...NOT ! ! ! !

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"There will be raspberries falling from the sky"

by stuckinarut2 in

according to these authentic holy verses, you too can share in the assured joy of sweet raspberries from the sky:.

"i tell you truthfully, there were raspberries in an abundance that fell from the sky, bringing great happiness to all those on earth".

from the book of stuckinarut2 4:7. but how can you believe this authoritative verse?.

brandnew

Member the " great pumpkin" from charlie brown?

Just sayin.......tee hee ; )

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Satan is more dangerous then pedophile - Assembly Part

by thedepressedsoul in

i am sitting at the recent assembly, bored out of my mind (have you ever heard anyone call these things fun?

) and the next speaker walks out on stage.

he starts off with an illustration.

brandnew

I.........would ........have........been..........totally .......kicked outta the place for kicking that lames ass! ! !

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Heart-Warming Story.

by Prefect in

in 1986, peter davies was on holiday in kenya after graduating from louisiana state university .. .

on a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

the elephant seemed distressed, so peter approached it very carefully.

brandnew

BRAVO ! ! !!! I SWEAR I WAS IN TEARS ! ! ! LAUGHING ! ! !

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When will JW.ORG appear on convention name tags?

by kairos in

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i have not seen the logo on a name tag, yet.. will this year be the first time jws are encouraged to walk around advertising a web site?.

brandnew

In the purple "god kingdom rules" book, it says one of the reasons jw's dont use the old cross & crown lapel badges is because that was considered idol worship.

Whats the difference with jw.org badges?

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