it`s time for a true horror story,heh-heh-heh...i`ve been doing a bit of logging up here and have met some interesting characters..one fellow has been a logger for many years.one man,in one of the crews,in the company he worked for had a terrible accident..this fellow had just found a gi-normus tree the wind had blown down.the tree was laying on it`s side with a mountian of dirt stuck to its root base.there was alot of lumber on this tree,and he was going to cut the tree from the root base so it could be loaded on a truck.the logger made the cut and now it was time for lunch.it started raining,and there was this nice dry spot under the root base of the tree he had just cut.so he sat there and ate his lunch....the end of the day came,and no one could find the logger who had cut this giant tree down.they looked everywhere,nothing.they came back 3 days in a row,they couldn`t find a trace of the logger.finally they realised the only place they hadn`t looked was under the the stump of the great tree he had cut..when they tipped that root base back on it`s side they found the logger crushed to death with his lunch....with no great tree to hold the root base on it`s side,the root base righted itself and killed the logger and totally ruined his lunch,lol!..strange but true
Hey Outlaw,
That’s nothing! In Dublin, Ireland, some builders were demolishing a wall when they discovered an intact skeleton of a man behind it. The only way the police were able to identify the skeleton was by dental records. It turns out the skeleton was none other than Seamus O’Flaherty, the 1954 all-Ireland hide and seek champion!
Dansk
P.S. Strange - and completely untrue
Sentinel
I'm a bitch--a female canine. (yes, a dog...) I don't bite unless you hurt me, and I'm housebroken. I don't slober over everything. I'm loyal, friendly, dependable, and good around kids. Definitely not a poodle. More like a cockerspaniel.
Just be glad you don't live with Room 215 - your urine will be coming out of your ears!
yup, i just reveled in another of these yesterday... what sheer, unalloyed pleasure!
sleeping an hour or so later, then shedding the pajamas for loose fitting clothes, enjoying a leisurely breakfast with several refills of the coffee mug; an unhurried hour or two with the sunday paper, then a walk with the dog, a short bike ride, a bit of desultory puttering around the garage and backyard; early dinner (or late lunch, however you care to classify it) and a peaceful retreat to easy chari and televiseion as night descends.. to think that unless they're unusually resourceful, proactive and resistant to the proddings of their conscience, an idyll of simple human pleasure like this -- a day of welcome respite and regeneration obviously intended by the creator for his human progeny when he legislated sabbaths-- is forever off limits to faithful dubbies.
sad indeed
Nice one, XJ! LOL!!!
Hey Lyineyes,
Bagsy being the stalion!
consistently posting from the same ip:rubytuesdaykfjsehb6sqepf7dh (14-mar-03)faxe3xhp8mrulk+o (29-jul-02)lucklucykfjsehb6sqepf7dh (14-mar-03)faxe3xhp8mrulk+o (29-jul-02).
joined within half-hour of each other:rubytuesdaysince
09-jul-02 09:07. anyone else think this is more than just coincedence?
Hey Outy,
Just make sure their asses are in the right place! Ha Ha!
Blinkin' 'eck, Teenyuk, if I were 17 I wouldn't be afraid to say it, either! My lips go dry saying "49"!
Hey JH,
Is this a ploy to find out our ages? (I'm a snake by the way).
consistently posting from the same ip:rubytuesdaykfjsehb6sqepf7dh (14-mar-03)faxe3xhp8mrulk+o (29-jul-02)lucklucykfjsehb6sqepf7dh (14-mar-03)faxe3xhp8mrulk+o (29-jul-02).
joined within half-hour of each other:rubytuesdaysince
09-jul-02 09:07. anyone else think this is more than just coincedence?
Well done, Xander.
Now, then, come clean. Are you Ruby Lucy or Lucky Tuesday? And we haven't got all day..................!
yup, i just reveled in another of these yesterday... what sheer, unalloyed pleasure!
sleeping an hour or so later, then shedding the pajamas for loose fitting clothes, enjoying a leisurely breakfast with several refills of the coffee mug; an unhurried hour or two with the sunday paper, then a walk with the dog, a short bike ride, a bit of desultory puttering around the garage and backyard; early dinner (or late lunch, however you care to classify it) and a peaceful retreat to easy chari and televiseion as night descends.. to think that unless they're unusually resourceful, proactive and resistant to the proddings of their conscience, an idyll of simple human pleasure like this -- a day of welcome respite and regeneration obviously intended by the creator for his human progeny when he legislated sabbaths-- is forever off limits to faithful dubbies.
sad indeed
Shame on you room 215
enjoying a leisurely breakfast with several refills of the coffee mug; an unhurried hour or two with the Sunday paper, then a walk with the dog,
You're supposed to take the dog out FIRST! Didn't you wonder why he kept his legs crossed and whined while you scoffed your leisurely breakfast and had an unhurried hour or two with the Sunday paper?!
war....he said bible prophecies are obviously being fulfilled and since war is imminent, it's time to get back into the "truth".
he went to his first meeting last sunday.
now, all he says he has to do is stop smoking, stop his pornography addiction, stop going out with prostitutes, start reading and researching more, and evidently, he has stopped engaging in homosexuality.
What's he worrying about war for? I thought it was when people cried "Peace and Security" that death and destruction were immediately upon them!
