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  Should I Shun My Dog?

  by snugglebunny in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  some background:josie the miniature schnauzer is now 12 years old, so she's old enough to know the difference between right and wrong.

  however, she insists on peeing in the middle of my beautifully tended lawn, which, as a consequence, is now covered in brown patches.

  i've remonstrated with her a number of times and each time she purports to show a diplay of repentance, that is, she slinks away on her belly with her ears flattened down tightly to her head.

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  You are defiantly barking mad. LOL.

  Great post.
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  Book Burning and other burning of materials done by JW. Any experiences Please post

  by adjusted knowledge in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  as a very young child i have memories of several book burnings done by jw families.

  it wasn't something arranged by the congregation, but elders did participate in it.

  it was actually scary for me as a child of only about 8 years old.

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  Not a burning.

  But years ago my mother and my younger sister threw away my 9 inch high orange haired Smurf. When I found out it was too late.

  The bin men had been and emptied the bins.
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  Blind Guide Dog.... Erhmmmm

  by CloseTheDoor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i saw this on facebook.

  i'm nauseous from reading.

  it's just another example of how some will go so far to make up bs and pawn it off as "truth.".

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  A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging his dog around and the barman says, "What are you doing?" A blind man replies, "Nothing I'm just looking around!

  
  

  Sorry. I could not resist it.

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  Heart-Warming Story.

  by Prefect in

  1. social
  2. humour

  in 1986, peter davies was on holiday in kenya after graduating from louisiana state university .. .

  on a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

  the elephant seemed distressed, so peter approached it very carefully.

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  JWdaughter:

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  Heart-Warming Story.

  by Prefect in

  1. social
  2. humour

  in 1986, peter davies was on holiday in kenya after graduating from louisiana state university .. .

  on a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

  the elephant seemed distressed, so peter approached it very carefully.

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  In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

  
  

  On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

  
  

  The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

  
  

  Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

  
  

  Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

  
  

  Probably wasn't the same f*****g elephant.

  
  

  This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.

  
  
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  ...Which Way is the Cat Going?!...

  by OUTLAW in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i found this on yahoo news... while it doesn`t raise an important question... it raises an interesting question... .

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  Its going down.

  When a cat runs down stairs it raises its tail to keep balance.

  As it runs upstair its tail stays low as balance is not needed.

  Just expeimented with my cat. That is what she does.

  She is a fit nine year old. She knows what she is doing.

  Try it if you own a cat.
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  The Edit

  by compound complex in

  1. social
  2. humour

  original:.

  mary had a little lamb.

  whose fleece was white as snow,.

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  Mary had a little lamb

  The butcher killed it dead

  Now it follows her to school

  Between to bit of bread.
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  2015 DC Invitation

  by pixel in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  you saw it here first!.

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  Quarterback

  So sad to hear the Pillsbury Doughboy has risen to the great oven in the sky.

  
  

  RIP Risen in peace.

  His inventor has also passed away this week.

  See link below for news report.

  http://time.com/3770229/pillsbury-doughboy-rudolph-r-perz-obituary/
  
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  Air Canada Crash, oops, I mean "hard landing"

  by Simon in

  1. social
  2. current

  just watched the news about the air canada crash in halifax that they want to claim was just a "hard landing".. i can only imagine the distinction matters for insurance purposes otherwise they are just being idiots.

  pretty poor behavior for the airline whatever the motivation imo.. now i'm no plane expert but i think when then plane is smashed up, the engines have come off and the nose is in pieces that should be obviously classed as a crash.

  if you can't take off again then you have been in a crash, not a hard landing.. .

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  That looks like a scrapper.
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  IKEA Bekant motorised standing desk

  by Simon in

  1. social
  2. physical

  if you're anything like me and have a desk job you will sit for long periods of the day and it's very unhealthy according to lots of studies.. one thing you can do to change that is to stand - you burn more calories as well as reducing health risks.

  yes, it hurts (like hell) at first and you really need a chef's mat to stand on and ideally some hard foam 'things' you can put one foot on to allow you to change your position.

  you can also get 'standing stools' like the mogo to give a bit of a half-way house:.

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  Our dog doesn't shed but we have two white cats that are able to disperse hair throughout the house.

  Make sure the table will take the weight of one of those cats of yours. LOL.