One day, many, many years ago as I was watching a football
game, my wife comes in and says; “It’s time for The Talk.” She then explained
to me that our 7 year old son had just come in from playing outside with some
of the ‘worldly’ neighbor kids and asked her the inevitable questions; “where
did I come from-how did I get here?” Wow! Ok! So I sat down (at half time) with
our 7 year old and I said “Let’s have The Talk!” For the next 25-30 minutes I then proceeded to give our son The Talk. ‘Masterfully’
, I explained all about the penis, the vagina, the sperm, the ovum, etc., etc.,
and the proper use of such. I even drew
little illustrations to help me explain this delicate subject. I did good and amazingly,
he actually paid very close attention. When we finished The Talk, I asked if
that helped him to understand ‘where he came from and how he got here’. He said
yes and thanked me for The Talk. Of course being a little curious and a little
concerned about him playing with ‘worldly’ neighbor kids, I casually asked him,
“any reason why you wanted to know about this stuff right now”?
His reply; “Yea, the new kids, Jimmy and Billy, said they
came from Chicago and they got here by bus!”
just saying!-lol
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