wow, simplesally, that is wierd. But as coincidence will have it, I'm 3 out of 4 on your list. Maybe it's a bad omen.
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Coincidences
by Descender ini had a funny experience the other day.
i went out with a girl who was into astrology, i personally don't give that sort of thing much credence.
but as she got to know me, she kept on getting a more and more surprised look on her face.
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Coincidences
by Descender ini had a funny experience the other day.
i went out with a girl who was into astrology, i personally don't give that sort of thing much credence.
but as she got to know me, she kept on getting a more and more surprised look on her face.
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I had a funny experience the other day. I went out with a girl who was into astrology, I personally don't give that sort of thing much credence. But as she got to know me, she kept on getting a more and more surprised look on her face. Finally she told me that she had had a boyfriend that she'd almost married that had the same last name as my first name (so what), he had been married for five years just as I had (alright) he had been born the same year as me (not a big deal, lots of people were born in 75) and he had the exact same birthday as me (now that is kinda wierd). She told me that was to much of a coincidence to be a coincidence and it was either a good or bad omen. She has yet to tell me whether it's good or bad.
Anyway, I was wondering if you all have experienced things that seemed to be so coincidental that they didn't seem like real coincidences?
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Going Bald?
by Puternut inok, i went to get my hair cut yesterday, and i told her i wanted to do something different.
i've had it long, then colored it blonde, spiked it, and now it's short.
she said how about bald?
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Well, I like the shaved head look, it's what I've been sporting for almost 2 years now. Some women really enjoy running their hands over my smooth head after a shave. I'd post a pick, but I'd rather not get Df'd for a third time. =p
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Witness Gathering
by Descender inwell, i went to my first witness gathering i'd been to in probably 7 years this last weekend.
i know, who goes to a witness gathering when they haven't even gone to the hall in 2 years?
well, it was a wedding shower type thing for one of my close family members and i was asked, so i decided since i had nothing better to do, it would be a fun look at the other side, and i wanted to know if i was past all that witness lingo and guilt.. i really didn't know very many people at all there, but i do have to say, i'm past it.
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Well, I went to my first witness gathering I'd been to in probably 7 years this last weekend. I know, who goes to a witness gathering when they haven't even gone to the hall in 2 years? Well, it was a wedding shower type thing for one of my close family members and I was asked, so I decided since I had nothing better to do, it would be a fun look at the other side, and I wanted to know if I was past all that witness lingo and guilt.
I really didn't know very many people at all there, but I do have to say, I'm past it. I walked in and people turned and looked at me as if I was in the wrong place. I have a shaved head and goatee. So I sat down beside my brother and a few people that I used to know that were younger than me, most in their mid twenties now. They all told me that I looked so different and then they started talking about some of the cool "R" rated movies that they'd seen lately and making juvenile sexual inuendos to their wives and acting like they were 14 years old again, trying to impress one of the big kids. I thought it was kinda funny.
Then the normal witness stuff that made my skin crawl started. An older woman went up to where the shower gifts were situated and read a poem and said that although these two were getting married young, at 18, she had faith that in a million years they would still be together, long past all those worldly marriages had failed and were a thing of the past.
There was a bit of talk about bethel witnesses, and special pioneer witnesses, and witnesses that were in different countries as missionaries from the area. Then my mom pulled up a chair beside me with a couple of her friends to watch the gift openings and I told them all a story I thought was kind of funny, they didn't think so. My story: The night before, at 4:30am I got a call and picked it up, the guy on the other end asked if it was me, I said yes, and he preceded to tell me that he and his room-mate thought I was hot and asked if I'd like to come get a blowjob and have sex. I kinda laughed and said, as tempting as that sounds, there's two things, 1) it's 4:30 in the morning and I'm asleep, and 2) I'm not gay. Turned out it was some guy that had waited on me at a returaunt a few weeks earlier and he's asked around till he found someone with my number. The story went on a little longer, but you get the point. My mom and her friends were just flabergasted that such a thing could even happen, and one of them said, how horrible, I'm glad I don't have to deal with things like that, and another said, oh my my, the world today is in such bad shape, it's ending so quickly isn't it.
Another lady was talking about her nine year old son starting to mow the lawn and how she had raised his allowance from $1 a week to $3 a week and told him that he had to split that money with Jehovah. Then she said, I have them brain-washed so well. My mom said, well you can only count on the brainwashing for so long, I'm still using it on the youngest, but this one is out of my control now, as she pointed at me. Anyway, the easy listening dance music started and that's when I took my que to leave. I don't think I'll be going to many more witness gatherings before I die. Only one more I know I have to go to.
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Ok, I came up with one that happened awhile back that I'll never forget.
Is there anything worse than when you are completely naked and your wife asks you to take the pan out of the oven, so you grab the oven mits and take it out, not considering that a certain apendige is sticking out and you accidentally bring the 500 degree metal pan in contact with the head of that apendige. Suddenly you drop the pan, jump into the air, scream like a little girl and shrink into a painful heap in the corner of the kitchen while your wife laughs at you. Oh the burning, throbbing pain and the blisters.
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Smurf Name Generator
by desib77 in.
i came across this and thought it was kind of funny, especially since we all remember how evil the smurfs are..... find your smurf name....i'm junkie smurf using my real first and last name.... http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html.
desi
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weeee, I'm Radioactive Smurf
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Wasn't Saddam ousted for doing precisely this sort of thing?
by Simon inutterly disgusting.
those responsible should be lined against a wall and shot.
publicly.. i think that would win more hearts and minds than bombing cities and using gunships on civilian areas.. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4855930/.
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Every time I get naked and play grabass, it just ends up being a bunch of guys. I'll pass.
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Wasn't Saddam ousted for doing precisely this sort of thing?
by Simon inutterly disgusting.
those responsible should be lined against a wall and shot.
publicly.. i think that would win more hearts and minds than bombing cities and using gunships on civilian areas.. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4855930/.
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True, no one should ever be subjected to this kind of abuse. But other than saying that it shouldn't happen, what will completely stop the needless torture and deaths of innocents and not so innocents. I doubt it will ever stop, and I imagine that until the last dieing breath of the last human on earth that this type of thing will go on and people will still be saying it shouldn't happen. But other than saying it shouldn't happen, how can you stop certain factions of people dedicated to a certain god or government to go through with their own agena in some remote location when you don't even know about it until it's to late?
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What is a good martial art for girls to learn? Any recommendations?
by True North indoes anyone have have any experience with martial arts?
my daughter is interested in trying to learn one and i think it would be a good idea both for physical training and for self defense.
i know there are a lot of different styles to choose from and i'm not sure which would be the best for her.
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I was going to have Bill teach me martial arts, but he's been killed. Around my area, there are basically two choices for martial arts, taekwondo and karate. I studied Taekwondo for a few years when I was 9 and 10 years old, so I was thinking of taking up karate. I'd like to become a black belt in a certain martial art before I croak, so I guess it's going to be karate.
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(Fluff) Bald Heads
by Descender inso, yeah.
this isn't a religious topic or even important, but i figured that there were so many other posts about miscillaneous subjects that i'd post my own.
i have a receding hairline, so i shave my head twice a week or so and i usually keep a goatee.
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So, yeah. This isn't a religious topic or even important, but I figured that there were so many other posts about miscillaneous subjects that I'd post my own.
I have a receding hairline, so I shave my head twice a week or so and I usually keep a goatee. I've been told that it looks much better than my old clean cut witness boy look, but then again I know that some women really like lots of thick hair on a guys head.
Anyway, I know that there are more important things to look at or think about than folicles on a guys head, such as intelligence and a good personality. But I've noticed a lot more shaved heads lately, which makes me kinda glad I wasn't 28 years old in the 1970's and 80's because big hair was the thing to have back then.
So, how many women out there are attracted to bald men? And how many guys out there keep their heads shaved?