last night, as i mentioned on my last thread, i suprised my wife with a watchtower i had found.
well, we didn't want that garbage in the home, so i decided to burn it.. i was waiting to hear screaming and howling, to prove that is was demonic.
but, instead, it would not light.
I'll be damned if I would ever let a Watchtower make contact with my tender behind. That grade triple Z paper they use still has chunks of wood floating around in there and I wouldn't want to risk having my behind punctured by a Watchtower.
LOL @ Francois!!
are you a witch?
http://quizilla.com/users/xianeth/quizzes/are%20you%20a%20witch%3f/.
of course, i can't say my result.
Ooops, sorry bout' that last post in HTML code...twas an accident...my magical powers as a witch weren't working....
are you a witch?
http://quizilla.com/users/xianeth/quizzes/are%20you%20a%20witch%3f/.
of course, i can't say my result.
I doubt that you were ever or ever will be even
slightly witchy.In fact.I'm not really sure
what you are.Either really damned lazy or just
actually sane and ordinary.But then again if
you were like that,you wouldn't be doing this
quiz....or would you?
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sooner or later it happens to all of us.the time comes for us to draw our last breath and pass from this life into the next.over the years history has recorded some fascinating "famous last words"...here are a few.. "i've never felt better".douglas fairbanks,sr.,actor.. "iam about to----or i am going to-----die;either expression is correct".dominique bouhours,french grammarian.. "don't let it end like this.tell them i said something.
"pancho villa,mexican revolutionary.. "all my possessions for a moment of time!
"elizabeth 1,queen of england.. "everybody has got to die,but i have always believed an exception would be made in my case.now what?
"Party till ya can; rock till ya drop!"
----Sam Kinison
then we wouldn't all have to jump on swordofjah, me included.
i just questioned a jw about the letter from the wts i was given on the child abuse stance they have.
answer:you do read into it, don't you?.
I disagree if ever the WT has claimed to be a "Prophet" that gets it right all the time
Is the person (or group in this case) really a prophet if they never get it right? Nostradomus has a far greater success rate than the WTS, is he too a prophet?
Excellent point StinkyPantz!!
they posted a topic on the world's most beautiful woman.
what about men?.
who is the hottest guy in the world?
YUM to Hugh Jackman and DOUBLE YUM YUM YES PLEASE to Johnny Depp...break me off a piece of that...wait, gimmie the whole slice baby! Boo-yeah!!!
while still a jw, i used to think the wtbs stance on masturbation (self abuse).
anyway, after a little research i found this hilarious website which now makes it all look so ridiculous.
click here for the webpage.
Wacking off is the best stress reliever, especially with a good porn. All those witnesses don't know what their missing!!
just wondering.... .
do you think blondes have more success in life than brunettes and red heads?
do you prefer blondes?.
Interesting thread, as I've been contemplating dying my locks to a darker shade. I've also been a redhead and currently have blonde hair. (My natural color is dark brown). I'm kinda getting sick of the maintainence involved with the blonde and I've had it for over a year. I found it interesting that several of you ladies mentioned the guys who'd hit on you as a blonde only wanted one thing...that's my biggest annoyance as well. Thanks for everyone's thoughts, it's given me some things to consider...
just got this from diane wilson:.
http://www.coastweekly.com/article.asp?section=1009&view=&ref=9001jehovah's wrath 04/24/03.
author diane wilson speaks about her 'escape' from the witnesses.
Thanks for the post....I am interested in reading her book!
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a number of people feel that basically, not only was their life stolen from them because they were witnesses, but because of their being at one time jw's, they are screwed for the rest of their lives.
are you in that category?
Hey as long as they keep manufacturing Corona's and lemons....it's all goooooooood baby!
