Posts by Oogie
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when you were a JW what did you do with your fortune cookie?? LOL
by James Mixon insomeone who is not familiar with jw none sense would think, are you.
serious, a fortune cookie.
is there a scripture that say you will be destroyed when.
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Oogie
We always called them 'proverb cookies' because they were usually that and not 'fortunes' where I was. -
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Do or did the JW's believe dinosaurs were vegetarians?
by Crazyguy ini thought at one time or maybe they still do believe that the dinosaurs were vegetarians?
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Oogie
My husband told our 5 y.o. daughter that, but she's way too smart and knows he doesn't know what he's talking about...so she doesn't really believe him when he tells her other [JW] stuff. -
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No shorts or printed T-shirts when making ready the stadium before the RC
by Powermetal4ever injust heard the stupidest thing ever on this weeks service meeting: it was regarding the volunteers for cleaning the stadium before rc.
they are not allowed to wear shorts or printed t-shirts .but hey its summer!
its gonna be warm!
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Oogie
I wonder if wearing a burkka would be o.k? -
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I had breakfast with 50+ JWs on Sunday
by zimunzucz inwe pulled into a hotel parking lot saturday around 6pm on the return leg of a wonderful family vacation to new england - an then fate stepped in---a man in a suit got out of a car with the rest of a picture perfect family.
i immediately noticed all the name tags--- and my blood pressure spiked 50pts- damn!!
i was booked in a 4 story hotel full of jws-- the only time they took off the name tags was in the swimming pool- they were so proud of themselves.. at 6:30 am the hot water went cold in the wife's shower- what do you expect on the 4th floor when a herd of jws is trying to get ready at the same time?
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Oogie
Good job, a person can only take so much bull before they say 'enough', I'm guessing this was your 'enough' moment. -
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Oogie
Closeted homosexuality... -
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You could be an ex JW……..
by punkofnice inif the only song you know by jimi hendrix is.................(fill in the blank).
if you are under the illusion hank marvin can actually play the guitar.. if you think the shadows and prince would make a great super group.. if the time 'half past eight' frightens you because it sounds like apostate!.
if you look around for a spy before wishing a happy birthday.. if you have never seen 'the exorcist' or harry potter movies.. if every time you see 6.07 on a digital clock you think of 5.39.. if you find yourself thinking, 'i must look that up.'.
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Oogie
I loooooove black pudding now...muah, ha, haaaa. -
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What is true love?
by hoser ini just watched the video what is true love.
first of all it is painfully long.
secondly there is an uncanny resemblance with megan(the one who married out of the truth) to the girl in the jeremiah book who married out of the truth.
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Oogie
I'm an ESFP, but I still don't fit into the cult. Too much of a free-spirit, I guess. -
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The "Ice Cream Video" - is it real?
by freddo inthe "don't buy ice cream give us the money video" that is the subject of other threads.. i am not very good with computer stuff - would someone tell me where it is to be found on jworg please?
i can't find it.. thanks..
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Oogie
Edited by Chris Fugue over at JWR. It's got a better ending than the original one.
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Assembly today, Survival Tips and Recommendations Please!
by Blackfalcon98 inso there's an indoctrination session tomorrow......any tips for getting through with my sanity intact?
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Oogie
FayeDunaway 7 hours ago
Keep a tally sheet the way kids do:
jehovah
Governing body
jesus
brazen conduct
tight pants
etc.
What are you talking about? 'Jesus' is never mentioned anymore.
Don't forget to add 'spanx' to the list. -
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Assembly Survival Kit
by pronomono inso, i've got the assembly tomorrow, or so the wife says.
i should have bought this in preparation..... .
http://cdn.blessthisstuff.com/imagens/stuff/gentlemans-survival-kit-2.jpg.
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Oogie
Vodka, no smell, no taste...just keep it in a water bottle.