And Crazyguy hid himself in the caves and in the rock-masses of the mountains. And he keep saying to the mountains and to the rock-masses: “Fall over me and hide me from the face of this Samsung seated on the TV stand and from the wrath of it's sparks, because the great day of it's demise has come, and who is able to watch football?"
And Crazyguy will weep and beat himself in grief over his TV when he looks at the smoke from the burning of it, while he stands at a distance because of his fear of her sparks and say, ‘Too bad, too bad, you great TV, Samsung you strong appliance, because in one hour your warranty expired!’