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  Keep Seeking Jehovah's Righteousness! Assembly

  by Maralee in

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  2. bible

  if anyone should get the recording of this special day assembly will you share it with me?

  thank you, maralee

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  Zoos

  How to seek Jehovah's righteousness:

  
  

  Obey

  Pioneer

  Never question

  OWE-bey
  

  Act happy

  Donate more

  OWE-BAY!

  Promote website

  Don't masturbate

  
  
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  YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

  by brandnew in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if getting ready means putting on a suit........ you might be a j.w.. if going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ......... you might be a j.w.. please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; ).

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  If spiritual paradise comes from an organization instead of a plant...

  
  

  
  
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  Will there ever be another campaign like the 2006 one with kn37 ("The End of False Religion Is Near!")?

  by Magnum in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  remember the 2006 tract campaign with kingdom news 37 - the end of false relgion is near!?

  it seems to me that jwdom has changed to the point that there will not be anymore such campaigns.

  it seems that the new rebranded jwdom is too soft for such a campaign; it's too feel-good, happy-clappy, and mainstream.. i just can't imagine a tract campaign like that coming from the new jwdom.

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  Are these Kingdom News pamphlets not the product of the "trumpet blasts" of Revelation to be delivered by a swarm of "locusts" for the purpose of "tormenting" the clergy?

  
  

  The only clergy I see shaking in their boots right now is the Watchtower clergy, withdrawing from their in-your-face-edness toward other religions.

  
  

  I don't understand. What went wrong?

  
  

  
  

  

  
  
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  Born in apostasy?

  by woodforde in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  a woman has a blood transfusion during pregnancy.

  this blood, obviously, now constitutes the unborn child's circulation.

  kid gets born, becomes of age and wants to become a jw.

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  Zoos

  Perhaps the child will be hauled into the back room and asked some very uncomfortable questions about the transfusion such as: "Did you enjoy it?" "Did you scream?"
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  good afternoon

  by mouthy in

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  2. humour

  good bye

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  Zoos

  Mouthy ROCKS!
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  GB says, "Our way of worship will soon be altered."

  by Separation of Powers in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my mom called me yesterday to ask how i was doing.

  i hadn't seen her in a while, so it was nice to hear her voice.

  we went through the motions of jw small talk and then she started telling me about her co visit from last week.

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  Zoos

  The instructions state that if your equipment is not up to spec, then buy new equipment.

  
  

  I wonder if HQ will return some of that local savings account money they are holding so the congregations don't have to scrape up yet more money.
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  GB says, "Our way of worship will soon be altered."

  by Separation of Powers in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my mom called me yesterday to ask how i was doing.

  i hadn't seen her in a while, so it was nice to hear her voice.

  we went through the motions of jw small talk and then she started telling me about her co visit from last week.

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  Zoos

  A series of Public talks and Watchtower Studies will be streamed over the Internet (protected by special logins so that apostates can't sneak in - or the public, for that matter). 

  
  

  Not possible. WE ARE EVERYWHERE!
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  So, dead members of the 144,000 help direct the preaching work from beyond the grave?

  by Zoos in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  did i understand that right?

  was that a claim rutherford made?.

  i don't suppose anyone has that quote..

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  Zoos

  Good lord!

  
  

  Thanks for the quotes. I can't wait to play with these.
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  So, dead members of the 144,000 help direct the preaching work from beyond the grave?

  by Zoos in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  did i understand that right?

  was that a claim rutherford made?.

  i don't suppose anyone has that quote..

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  Zoos

  Did I understand that right? Was that a claim Rutherford made?

  
  

  I don't suppose anyone has that quote.
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  Doomsday Clock moved ahead - Watchtower loves this stuff

  by Zoos in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i remember references to the doomsday clock all the time when i was a kid (in the 80's).

  they moved away from it when the nuclear threat diminished.

  but it's back in the news again.. they will so be all over this like white on rice, as evidence that armageddon is just a whisper away.. http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/23/us/feat-doomsday-clock-three-minutes-midnight/index.html.

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  I remember references to the doomsday clock all the time when I was a kid (in the 80's). They moved away from it when the nuclear threat diminished. But it's back in the news again.

  They will SO be all over this like white on rice, as evidence that Armageddon is just a whisper away.

  http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/23/us/feat-doomsday-clock-three-minutes-midnight/index.html