Thanks Fis, already know the answer from a jw standpoint and quite frankly snowwhite and the seven dwarfs sounds more realistic to me.
micheal
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>Why Does God Allow Us to Suffer?
by Fiskilis inreligious persecution in georgia how much
longer?
from the balmy coast of the black sea to the icy caucasus mountains, georgia is a land of natural beauty.
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"Worse and Worse" - It Makes My Blood Boil!
by metatron ineverytime i get stuck going to a sunday meeting at the kingdumb hall, it seems.
"worse and worse!".
don't tell me "worse and worse",.
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micheal
Great post met. Could'nt agree with you more. I asked myself not too long ago, If I had a chance to live permantley in any time period, which one would it be? I chose today. Mostly for the reasons that you listed above.
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276,483 years from now.....
by SanFranciscoJim injehovah's witnesses are taught that they will live "forever" on paradise earth.. let's say the year is 278,486 (assuming armageddon occurred in 2003).
the millenium has passed, everyone has been resurrected, and earth has become the true paradise the jws predicted.. only one problem: you've done everything there is to do.
you've gone every place on earth there is to go.
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micheal
Don't worry, "Jehovah will provide"
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When does it become a cult?
by SpiceItUp inmatty and i have gotten several books lately.
right now we are both reading "30 years a watchtower slave" and "awakening of a jehovahs witness".
both we highly recommend.. anyway in the midst of it all he asked me: when did it turn into a cult?.
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micheal
There is no question about it, this is a cult! To prove it, let's say the governing body said to all "It is now unscriptual to celebrate wedding anniversaries". They would listen. Then the gb commands "It is now unscriptual to have any association with worldy people including relatives, you must shun all" They would listen. Then the gb commands "It is now unscriptual to eat any meat". Again they would obey. Now the gb instructs " The scriptures have shown us that taking any medication is demonic, you must refrain from taking any medication even if it means your life" Again millions would obey.
THIS IS A CULT!!!!
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276,483 years from now.....
by SanFranciscoJim injehovah's witnesses are taught that they will live "forever" on paradise earth.. let's say the year is 278,486 (assuming armageddon occurred in 2003).
the millenium has passed, everyone has been resurrected, and earth has become the true paradise the jws predicted.. only one problem: you've done everything there is to do.
you've gone every place on earth there is to go.
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micheal
a good woman
Iron, don't you mean good women?
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276,483 years from now.....
by SanFranciscoJim injehovah's witnesses are taught that they will live "forever" on paradise earth.. let's say the year is 278,486 (assuming armageddon occurred in 2003).
the millenium has passed, everyone has been resurrected, and earth has become the true paradise the jws predicted.. only one problem: you've done everything there is to do.
you've gone every place on earth there is to go.
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micheal
Or I could just chase Charlie T. Russell from Argentina to Alaska in hopes of giving him a noogy. That may take up a few years.
Wait he'll be upstairs watching. Okay I'll just chase Johnny Baptist instead.
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276,483 years from now.....
by SanFranciscoJim injehovah's witnesses are taught that they will live "forever" on paradise earth.. let's say the year is 278,486 (assuming armageddon occurred in 2003).
the millenium has passed, everyone has been resurrected, and earth has become the true paradise the jws predicted.. only one problem: you've done everything there is to do.
you've gone every place on earth there is to go.
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micheal
I guess I'll still be picking apples off a tree with my dress shirt done all the way up with a lion sitting beside me with my perma-smile on showing my pearly whites.
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micheal
I actually miss giving talks. I used to give 3 -5 talks a month. It was really quite a high giving talks in front of 150 people ( large cong ) and having their undivided attention. It was also very beneficial for myself preparing them, the mind is very active coming up with ideas.
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Jehovah vs Santa
by Beans indaddy how do you know jehovah is real?
well we can see by what he has provided for us!
daddy how do you know santa is real?.
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micheal
Santa brings children toys
jehovah brings chlidren books with pictures of billions of innocent people being masacared
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Jehovah vs Santa
by Beans indaddy how do you know jehovah is real?
well we can see by what he has provided for us!
daddy how do you know santa is real?.
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micheal
Santa makes people feel good
jehovah says, is this all you have done for me? Do more!!!!!