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  I'm so cool, I'm doing mikes!!

  by micheal in

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  did you ever notice how some guys ( because only males are allowed to do anything ) thought they were so cool just because they did mikes or were behind the magazine counter.

  why did they feel this way and what else can you think of that in reality was kinda stupid but to these guys felt really important and special to do?

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  micheal

  Doing mikes is cool because you have green light to look at the sisters

  Been there, done that. It is very true by all "mike handlers".
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  I'm so cool, I'm doing mikes!!

  by micheal in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  did you ever notice how some guys ( because only males are allowed to do anything ) thought they were so cool just because they did mikes or were behind the magazine counter.

  why did they feel this way and what else can you think of that in reality was kinda stupid but to these guys felt really important and special to do?

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  micheal

  In their "real life" they are probably known as "the cleaner", "the street sweeper" and so on, that when they get to do something with a suit on it seems all of a sudden so incredibly important. Yes they really live in a tiny little world - how pathetic.
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  I'm so cool, I'm doing mikes!!

  by micheal in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  did you ever notice how some guys ( because only males are allowed to do anything ) thought they were so cool just because they did mikes or were behind the magazine counter.

  why did they feel this way and what else can you think of that in reality was kinda stupid but to these guys felt really important and special to do?

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  micheal

  Did you ever notice how some guys ( because only males are allowed to do anything ) thought they were so cool just because they did mikes or were behind the magazine counter.

  Why did they feel this way and what else can you think of that in reality was kinda stupid but to these guys felt really important and special to do?
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  Found a JW Tract at my door today.

  by El Kabong in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  for the first time, i actually found a jw tract at my door.

  now, i remember when i used to do tract work, they were all printed at the society and properly worded.

  but this one just takes the cake.

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  micheal

  Take a dump on it then send it to the k.h.
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  Do you scream at your tv?

  by kls in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  oh yes it is that time of year again.

  the time that my dogs hide when football starts because of my husband screaming at the tv.

  do you scream at the tv knowing that the players can not hear you?

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  micheal

  butt head? butt head?

  Okay now I'm offended

  Oh yeah by the way, I always yell at me t.v. I'm just glad it doesn't have ears or else I think it would have shot me by now.
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  Do you scream at your tv?

  by kls in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  oh yes it is that time of year again.

  the time that my dogs hide when football starts because of my husband screaming at the tv.

  do you scream at the tv knowing that the players can not hear you?

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  micheal

  No problem, how were you to know.
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  Do you scream at your tv?

  by kls in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  oh yes it is that time of year again.

  the time that my dogs hide when football starts because of my husband screaming at the tv.

  do you scream at the tv knowing that the players can not hear you?

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  micheal

  Just joking around kls, really.
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  Waiting on Jehovah or Jehovah waiting on us?

  by JH in

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  when something is wrong in the congregation, the elders will say, "wait on jehovah to fix it", and when we are anxious for the new system, the elders will say, we must preach the kingdom first.. so, who is waiting on who?

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  micheal

  I'm still waiting on Jehovah to bring me that baloney sandwich I asked him for 5 minutes ago.
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  Do you scream at your tv?

  by kls in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  oh yes it is that time of year again.

  the time that my dogs hide when football starts because of my husband screaming at the tv.

  do you scream at the tv knowing that the players can not hear you?

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  micheal

  No, but I yell at my monitor when I read stupid questions like this one.
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  What Qualities Did You Find Most Attractive In The Jehovah's Witnesses???

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  one thing i took pride in as a witnesss was that we knew our bible.

  we could talk to any clergymen and smugly decimate them with our knowledge of the "truth".

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  micheal

  They have listened when I told them to go to hell and not call back again.