Posts by AlphaMan

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Doc says it looks like my cancer is gone! How goes the health of y' all?

by humbled in

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i am pleased to announce that i get to retain my bottom intact for the foreseeable future.. .

milestone check-up just done.

i had a stage 3, 4t anal canal cancer for which i underwent chemo and radiation this past spring.

AlphaMan

Excellent.....good news to hear. Merry Christmas.

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Please don't take the mick....but I got disfellowshipped for kneeing an elder in the nads

by outinthemeadows in

an elder in my congregation got on my nerves because he kept putting his arm around me and i'd asked him to stop.

a few weeks later he did the same thing again so i used my knee against his micro-penis.

a judicial committee was formed even though i was being sexually harrassed by this octapus of an elder.

AlphaMan

Isn't there some obscure OT passage against kneeing an elder in the nads?

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Please don't take the mick....but I got disfellowshipped for kneeing an elder in the nads

by outinthemeadows in

an elder in my congregation got on my nerves because he kept putting his arm around me and i'd asked him to stop.

a few weeks later he did the same thing again so i used my knee against his micro-penis.

a judicial committee was formed even though i was being sexually harrassed by this octapus of an elder.

What is your weirdest field service experience ?

by cookiemaster in

mine just popped in my head and i just had to share it.

a few years ago i went with a special pioneer(and elder) at one of his studies who was a cow herder in the mountains.

obviously, even though we were going to the middle of nowhere, where no one lived, we just had to go all dressed up in nice suits and all.

AlphaMan

This story is true. I was told it by the woman herself. (pioneer who is mentally out, married to an elder)

In the door to door work her and her pioneer partner ran into a guy she was attractived to. Later that afternoon she alone makes a return visit on the guy with the sole intent of having sex with him, which she does.

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dannalight - newbie wants to say hi

by besty in

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say hi to dannalight here.... she made a post http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/46/12/welcome#4909211 but it made more sense to make a new topic for her....

AlphaMan

Welcome to the board Dannalight.

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Well it is time for me to say GOODBYE!!!

by mouthy in

it has been nice talking with you.but i seem to upset a few because of my faith.. so have a great christmas.... & be good, i wont be here to send you to your rooms .

i have grown close to many of you.... if i have ever said anything to hurt you sorry!!!!.

when i kick the bucket i am sure "mary" who ssometimes post will let you know.. mouthy grace gough.

AlphaMan

Hello Ms. Mouthy. Glad to see you back and hanging in there.

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scum bag elder

by Crazyguy in

so last night i had a family meeting and told my kids that i was quitting as a jw and then gave my wife my da letter to give to the one elder i like at the hall tonight.

so this morning i see a text from the co elder the one that met with me and is gunning to get me out and had already tried to get me to a jc meeting this week.

so the text reads "your wife has informed me of your letter and its sad to hear, would like to meet one last time not as a jc, to be sure this is what you want.".

AlphaMan

Knee him in the nads......that's what I did......

LOL.....now that would be the two witness rule that you are out of the Cult.

Outinthemeadows......you have got it tell us about this.

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Moon: China Soft Landing

by metatron in

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http://www.planetary.org/blogs/emily-lakdawalla/2013/12141328-six-wheels-on-soil-for-yutu.html.

they're gettin' it done.. .

metatron.

AlphaMan

Landing on the moon is so 1970's.

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scum bag elder

by Crazyguy in

so last night i had a family meeting and told my kids that i was quitting as a jw and then gave my wife my da letter to give to the one elder i like at the hall tonight.

so this morning i see a text from the co elder the one that met with me and is gunning to get me out and had already tried to get me to a jc meeting this week.

so the text reads "your wife has informed me of your letter and its sad to hear, would like to meet one last time not as a jc, to be sure this is what you want.".

AlphaMan

Various viewpoints so far.

My take is.....you took scum bag elders power over you away. Now this elder will try to manipulate you into a position where he can flip it and exert a judgement decision over you.

You backtract after that letter you sent in and they will cut your throat with it.

Goodluck sorting everything out with the wife & kids.

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Instructions To Elders Re: Pursuing Higher Education

by baldeagle in

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underlining is mine.. march 6, 2012 letter.

pursue divine education:some of our brothers are pursuing higher education, feeling that they can acquire a measure of financial security.

as you are aware, the educational system varies from country to country.

AlphaMan

"heeding the warnings given by the faithful slave and its Governing Body" - hold on a minute - the FDS is the GB. Oh wait a another minute, this letter is dated March 2012 - it's already infected with 'old'light' the BOEs should just ignore it.

This is a very good point. The Jehovah Witness religion is just another man-made religion with their Crazy 8 Governing Body members making this bullshit up on the fly.

WAKE UP JW's.....IT'S A CULT!!! We were as deep in the Watchtower bullshit as you are before waking up.