where will you be in 10 years?.
will you be retired, broke and sick, worried about paying your.
trailer rent?
I don't see why people get so excited about cloning when there are identical twins running around all over the show, and nobody complains about them, when in fact they are so close to clones the difference is negligable!!!
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
FredHall's Relative, probably. This has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen!!!
Go check it out:
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
the california super lotto plus is up to $131 million.
our office has 35 people buying a single ticket together.
since the organizer picked the "cash now" option instead of the "over 20-years" one, there will be a stiff penalty.
Yup, definitely invest it in some...aaah...*businesses* which I have information about. Damnit. If I'd had a coupla million lying around 3 years ago I would OWN the whole WTBTS at this point in time.
Everyone has their price!
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
i've been entertaining myself recently by reading wendy northcutt's, the darwin awards ii which is a delightfully funny book about people so stupid that they either try to eliminate themselves from the gene pool or do so big time.. i couldn't help but think of two real life examples of jw's who should have been in this book.
one fellow was a young teenage male who had just got baptized and had recently been counseled by the elders about the sins of masturbation.
evidently he didn't let that sink in and i heard that he had a rather embarrassing emergency.
Can't think of any really dumb JWs myself...but did you read about the one where the two guys tried to set off fireworks on top of a tank filled with gas about two stories high? That was funny. Apparently they cleaned them off the concrete with toothbrushes!
Or the one which I suspect is an urban legend, where a guy strapped an F14 jet engine to his truck. Good God. Apparently he hit the side of a cliff at nearly the speed of sound. QUITE a painful way to go!
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
every memorial that i ever attended, all the attendees wore serious or solemn expressions.. for crying out loud, as quoted in the friggin' article, it's supposed to be the commemoration of the death of christ!.
from all the visible faces in the pictutre below, only three appear to not be grinning.
my favorite is the guy who appears to be sleeping (he is the one to the left shoulder of the closest attendant).. .
Sorry guys...I couldn't resist playing a bit of Spot The Ex-JW!!! I would have put Fredhall, You Know, and Sexyteen in too but they were already at the Memorial to start with, so I didn't have to
See which Ex-JWs you can spot in the picture!
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
every memorial that i ever attended, all the attendees wore serious or solemn expressions.. for crying out loud, as quoted in the friggin' article, it's supposed to be the commemoration of the death of christ!.
from all the visible faces in the pictutre below, only three appear to not be grinning.
my favorite is the guy who appears to be sleeping (he is the one to the left shoulder of the closest attendant).. .
Damn, I did the most excellent Photoshopping of that, but it's too dangerous for me to post it from work...maybe when I get home...
i just happened to glance a the date as i was posting 2-13-02. one day before valentines day.
i realized that i don't have a valentine.
i subscribe to the idea that it is better to be alone and wish you were with someone than be with someone and wish you were alone.
I think we should seriously create some sort of image posting Frequently Asked Questions for people on this board, as it can be a tricky process at times...
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
i wish that you evolutionists would stop using language like.
"nature is more resourceful than you are".
nature (according to you) is not trying to accomplish anything and we humans are just an accident.. to me this seems improbable, and irreducible complexity just makes it more improbable.
OK, thanks NinjaTurtle. I see that those flying pigs have returned from their migration flight over the frozen wastelands of Hell!
Anyway, on the serious side, tell us exactly what your beliefs are and how you arrived at them. Without using the Bible.
Then I will flame you long and hard until you beg me to stop. Come on, you know you want to...
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
my wife and i attended our last meeting last night.
it wasn't so bad, since it was bookstudy and they threw a little party for us afterwards - we are moving to wa from pa next week.
we will never set foot in a kingdom hall again - feels great.
Hey DIM, sounds good man...I was just wondering....
I'm sure FredHall must hate your ass...aren't cats a delicacy where you come from? *DODGES FH's FIST*
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
have you ever been so dam hurt from the things done to you in the so called gods organization that you wanted to just set down cry your guts out?.
i will list a few reasons but basically i feel that my reality has been denied to me as a young man growing up as a jw.. i was not taught to love god, but have excrement scared out of me if i did not do what they said, i too had an over bearing father who seemed to fit right in with jw's mind set.
i can still hear him now god rest his soul, he would say every morning if he happen to hear garner ted armstrong, honey listen they are robbing from the lords table.
Luckily I never did any of that crap at the Conventions. Conventions were basically the low point of my whole entire life so far. For those on this board who've never been to one, imagine sitting in an uncomfortable, non-ergonomic chair for 8 hours a day (used to be more, but they wised up and made the conventions shorter), hearing exactly the same pointless drivel coughed up during meetings, just in longer bursts than usual. Sometimes I got SO bored I would start counting carpet tiles on the damn floor!!!
To me, a Convention represented an entire weekend lost to the gaping maw of BOREDOM. Yeurgh.
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
