I don't think you'd like Africa much. You get lions hanging out in your backyard sometimes, and those giraffes can be a bitch if they decide to leave giant brown 'presents' all over your lovely roses.
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa