Posts by 2SYN

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How to Wreck the Watchtower

by metatron in

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use your imagination for just a moment...... clearly, the blood issue is heating up -internally!.

the recent letters from the service dept.

(exposed on the.

2SYN

The WTBTS meme is far too well entrenched in too many receptive host minds for it to ever die out, people. Stop wishing and do something positive.

Apostates are chemotherapy for the WTBTS mind-virus.

Just think about it this way - we are all that stands between a couple of million 'believers' and complete oblivion. As long as we're still around, getting people to question their 'beliefs', we can change things.

Unfortunately, the WTBTS policy of implicitly forcing very young people to marry just so that they can have normal human sexual experiences (and not get removed from their entire social framework for doing it) is causing many young Dubs to fall pregnant very quickly. Chances are, this is increasing the spread of the WTBTS through the sheer force of reproduction, no less. We all know that the most devout Dubs are those which are imprinted from birth with the teachings of the WTBTS. Probably about a million people are going to pull out their rocket launchers right about now and try to get me!

If any Elders are reading this, well, what the hell are you doing here? Get back to your flock, they need you, don't they? A shun a day keeps the doctors away!

[SYN], of the Really Enjoys Sarcasm A Hell Of A Lot Class.

The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

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Ashi's Apostasy---Part 2 Marriage

by ashitaka in

in september of 1997 i met her.

close your eyes, and epitomise beauty.

water goddess (as you guys know her) was just a beautiful girl out of my reach in september 1997. she had just been out of the hospital, and seemed a little down.

2SYN

Cool Ashi! You must be a nice jerk then...

The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

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Biggest Mathematical Miracle in the World

by Moxy in

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friends

oh lordy.

i dont usually post these messages i get from jw mailing lists.

but this one is pretty hilarious:.

2SYN

It's utterly ridiculous, but then, the closer you get to Genesis, the more the Bible seems like it was written by the Brothers Grimm.

VM44: "The Bible does address the problem, Jehovah provided manna..."

I can see that you are running off into OJ Land again. Once you start using infinitive axioms (is that the right phrase? Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but you know what I'm trying to say) to support your logic, the logic just falls apart. God him/herself is an extremely convenient infinitive axiom in arguments for religious people, because every single question can usually be answered with a nice little: "Oh, God is almighty, therefore even this completely preposterous miracle in Genesis must have happened as it's laid down in the Book!"

How exactly did the Isrealites eat locust fecal matter (that AFAIK is what 'manna' is!) for 40 days? Wouldn't YOU get a bit pissed off if you had to do that for 40 days? Also, how were their dietary and protein needs addressed? Probably thanks to the Magic of God (for which there is absolutely no evidence).

Awrgh.

I think you need to give the Skeptic's (sp?) Bible a good going-over, especially the first 3 books of it. Things will improve shortly after that.

The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

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any lengths for a JW girl?

by edster in

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i've been seeing this shy girl for about 6 months and we've fallen completely head over heels for each but the thing is she's a jw.

her father is bitterly opposed to our relationship and when i tried to ask his permission for his daughter's hand in marriage, he said no, not until i get a 14 incher.

i was devastated cos i loved her so much and she was the only woman that really understood me.

2SYN

Stop being such a DICK!

If you're for real, find yourself another girl. Dub chyqz have caused many men on this board endless grief, so don't become another statistic. Instead, go out into the world and find someone who can look at it without blinkers on, someone who can think for themself. I guarantee you will have a better relationship with this person, because A) their religion won't get in the way, and B) you'll be able to do all sorts of naughty things to each other without either party feeling guilty about it!

The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

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AHA!

by 2SYN in

since i brought up the topic, i suppose it's only right for me to do some research and find the answer!

so here goes - the definitive guide to what a jerk and a nice guy is.

happy girl hunting, guys!

2SYN

Since I brought up the topic, I suppose it's only right for me to do some research and find the answer! So here goes - the definitive guide to what a jerk and a nice guy is. Happy girl hunting, guys!

http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/01_The_Basic_Rules/niceguys.shtml

Now I'd like to see what the fairer sex on this board think about all of this. Do you find it disgusting? Thrilling perhaps? Do you like Alpha Males? I've already begun my much-needed transformation into an Alpha Male, as discussed in great detail here:

http://www.pickupguide.com

Men, read this and weep. Then change your tactics. Oh, and buy a box of industrial-strength condoms, you're going to need them

The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

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BBC investigates JW's

by anglise in

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friends

does anyone know anymore about this in the uk?.

major news and updates from paul kevin.

the bbc in england are looking for people to come forward who are, or who have been, jehovah's witnesses and who will tell of the abuse they have suffered by being involved with the watchtower.. .

2SYN

I see this as just another excuse for BOrglyn to stick their fingers in their ears and shout "LALALALALAAAA!"

The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

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intersexed individuals & jws.

by singsongboi in

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i'm looking for information & experiences that intersexed people may have had in the congregations of jws.. if u are not sure what an intersexed person is u could check out this site... http://hermaphrodite.arriba.net/ .

or if u pefer your text to be paper based rather than pixel, try the book ' hermaphrodites & the medical invention of sex', by alice domerut dreger (1998)... i seem to remember an australian transexual who had been male & a jw and who finished up in the uk.... wrote a book if i remember correctly!

possibly his/her first name was also ken.. would appreciate any information & experiences-- whether positive or negative

2SYN

That's actually something that would probably be very difficult for a Dub to handle (considering the extremely limited, black & white viewpoint of their main text, the Bible) - is a hermaphrodite and abomination before God? Would the hermaphroditic person have to wear a dishcloth on their head if they wanted to say a prayer at a bookstudy? Would the hermaphrodite be disfellowshipped if they didn't scream while being raped with a gun to their head? Would the hermaphrodite have to show submission and sit in puddles of mud and stuff? Who is the head of the hermaphrodite - Jesus or the Elders or his wife? Or his/her husband?

Yet another reason why the Society is destined to fail, this.

The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

29

AN EXPERIENCE !!!

by zev in

today, a coworker finished reading my d.a.

letter i have prepared, but not sent yet.. part of my recovery from the damaged caused from membership in the cult has been to be open and honest as to who i am, was and what i was involved in.. so i gave him the letter to read, and he gave it back today, two weeks later, and said:.

"i told my wife, if they ever come knocking at our door, tell them to leave, and if they won't, call the police".

2SYN

Thanks for that excellent piece of writing, Zev! It's much appreciated. Pity about your wife, but there's very little you can do.

The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

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Witnesses just came at my door!!!!!

by gilwarrior in

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friends

holy crap!

i was surfing through this site when i hear a knock at my door.

no, it can't!

2SYN

Well, where I currently live there's no chance of any Dubs coming to the door - we have 2 security guards, and knowing Dubs, they won't try to enter our "rich man's palace" here in Johannesburg! They'll just 'witness' to the guards and then go onto the next house. Nice & easy field service, never having to speak to anyone except a bunch of security guards who are so bored even watching paint dry is more entertaining than what they do for a living.

Thank God I live here.

I don't know what I'd do to Dubs if they came to my door I'd make sure I was basically undressed first (if they were women - if they were men, I wouldn't do it, there's no point). Then I'd give them a piece of my mind (thx BTW to all the ppl on this site, you've given me enough cannon fodder to last for YEARS!)

That would send them running, and my house would get a cool little red CROSS on their card - you know, so nobody witnesses here again. Sweet. Maybe I'll help the next tenants that way too!

The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

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When is a nutter going to get revenge?

by sleepy in

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friends

when is a nutter going to get his revenge on the society?.

there are plenty of psychos out there who have become jw's.how long will it be before someone who has left the org and is mentally unstable is going to get revenge on the society?.

i think the gb should be worried for their lives, if someone gets into bethal with a gun or a bomb they could get blasted to smithereens.. i know it has happened at least twise.a bomb in a kingdom hall in austrailia and i think a fire in korea that killed a lot of witnesses.. but think of how violent the us is compared to a lot of countries and how easy gun accses is there.. it may not be a question of if , but when.

2SYN

Metatron: Even if the top b0yz were killed off, there are still 1 million well-programmed MEN to replace them. OTOH, if all of the men in the Org were killed off, they'd be screwed

The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age