Posts by 2SYN

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'Experiences' in Gay Nightclubs, Part One!

by SYN in

subject shoulda tipped you people off!.

couple of weeks back, i was busy winding up my evening at a gay nightclub near my home in johannesburg, when across the room i notice this drop-dead-gorgeous woman sitting there with her obviously gay friend.

so i stare at her a bit, get some eye-contact going, and i reckoned i was making some decent progress!

2SYN

Abbadon: ROFL. ROFL. Damn, that was funny...you must have felt like a right chopper after that!!!

Naeblis: Yeah, guys buy me drinks all the time, and it makes me feel a bit uncomfortable actually, like they're expecting something from me! So I just send the drinks back! (Mainly because I don't ever drink to start with...)

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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Doomed to be Sad!

by Sirona in

firstly, before i say why i'm doomed to be sad, i'd like to give you the good news : i've got the all clear which means that my malignant melanoma skin cancer is all gone!

the surgery worked, so i dont need any more treatment!

so why am i doomed to be sad?

2SYN

(((SIRONA)))

Hope it doesn't recur!

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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'Experiences' in Gay Nightclubs, Part One!

by SYN in

subject shoulda tipped you people off!.

couple of weeks back, i was busy winding up my evening at a gay nightclub near my home in johannesburg, when across the room i notice this drop-dead-gorgeous woman sitting there with her obviously gay friend.

so i stare at her a bit, get some eye-contact going, and i reckoned i was making some decent progress!

2SYN

Like I've said earlier, I'm not gay. It's more subtle than that!

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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'Experiences' in Gay Nightclubs, Part One!

by SYN in

subject shoulda tipped you people off!.

couple of weeks back, i was busy winding up my evening at a gay nightclub near my home in johannesburg, when across the room i notice this drop-dead-gorgeous woman sitting there with her obviously gay friend.

so i stare at her a bit, get some eye-contact going, and i reckoned i was making some decent progress!

2SYN

Then you'd shrivel up and die here. It beats down all day, every day during winter, and the rain is very brief in summer (brief & violent, sometimes it rains frogs and fish, although bedsteads do cause comment).

Giraffes rock! They're the tallest mammals on Earth! It's a miracle they ever manage to stand up right. They are the ballerinas of the animal world. There's tons of interesting animals in Africa. Geckos, killer ducks (literally - they nail fish), deadly snakes all over the show, mosquitoes the size of small aircraft, ants that can kill you if enough of them bite you, killer bees, rhinos, buffalo, cheetah, wildebeest, elephants, impala, praying mantises the size of your hand, ostriches, you name it. And don't get me started on the crime.

Lovely place.

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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'Experiences' in Gay Nightclubs, Part One!

by SYN in

subject shoulda tipped you people off!.

couple of weeks back, i was busy winding up my evening at a gay nightclub near my home in johannesburg, when across the room i notice this drop-dead-gorgeous woman sitting there with her obviously gay friend.

so i stare at her a bit, get some eye-contact going, and i reckoned i was making some decent progress!

2SYN

AHAH! I've got it too! It's classic, isn't it?

SCREEN TURN ON!

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

51

'Experiences' in Gay Nightclubs, Part One!

by SYN in

subject shoulda tipped you people off!.

couple of weeks back, i was busy winding up my evening at a gay nightclub near my home in johannesburg, when across the room i notice this drop-dead-gorgeous woman sitting there with her obviously gay friend.

so i stare at her a bit, get some eye-contact going, and i reckoned i was making some decent progress!

2SYN

I don't think you'd like Africa much. You get lions hanging out in your backyard sometimes, and those giraffes can be a bitch if they decide to leave giant brown 'presents' all over your lovely roses.

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

51

'Experiences' in Gay Nightclubs, Part One!

by SYN in

subject shoulda tipped you people off!.

couple of weeks back, i was busy winding up my evening at a gay nightclub near my home in johannesburg, when across the room i notice this drop-dead-gorgeous woman sitting there with her obviously gay friend.

so i stare at her a bit, get some eye-contact going, and i reckoned i was making some decent progress!

2SYN

Xander: All Your Base Are Belong To Us! HAHAHA! Move, Zig! You know what you doing!

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

51

'Experiences' in Gay Nightclubs, Part One!

by SYN in

subject shoulda tipped you people off!.

couple of weeks back, i was busy winding up my evening at a gay nightclub near my home in johannesburg, when across the room i notice this drop-dead-gorgeous woman sitting there with her obviously gay friend.

so i stare at her a bit, get some eye-contact going, and i reckoned i was making some decent progress!

2SYN

Xander: EISH, DUDE. That's hardcore. My workday is 9-5, holy cr*p.

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

51

'Experiences' in Gay Nightclubs, Part One!

by SYN in

subject shoulda tipped you people off!.

couple of weeks back, i was busy winding up my evening at a gay nightclub near my home in johannesburg, when across the room i notice this drop-dead-gorgeous woman sitting there with her obviously gay friend.

so i stare at her a bit, get some eye-contact going, and i reckoned i was making some decent progress!

2SYN

Xander: HEHE. Only Reborn2002 knows the real Tr0oF.

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

51

'Experiences' in Gay Nightclubs, Part One!

by SYN in

subject shoulda tipped you people off!.

couple of weeks back, i was busy winding up my evening at a gay nightclub near my home in johannesburg, when across the room i notice this drop-dead-gorgeous woman sitting there with her obviously gay friend.

so i stare at her a bit, get some eye-contact going, and i reckoned i was making some decent progress!

2SYN

GEESH, SYN, you must be schizoid or something! Get a life! Get laid! Or something along those lines preferrably! For Great Justice!

I'm bored here people, please entertain me. No naughty pics, unless they're GOOD. Or FUNNY. Please.

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa