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  Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....

  by doodle-v in

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  during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?

  " and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.

  -doodle-v. your turn!

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  When your secret boyfriend calls and you mumble into the phone as your mom stares at you angrily.

  "uhmm, sorry i'm not allowed to talk to boys on the phone"
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  Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....

  by doodle-v in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?

  " and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.

  -doodle-v. your turn!

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  You're summer vacation consists of auxilary pioneering and sitting in a stuffy auditorium for four days. woo hoo!
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  Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....

  by doodle-v in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?

  " and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.

  -doodle-v. your turn!

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  doodle-v

  During class the teacher asks "Who all plan to go to college?" and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.

  -Doodle-V

  Your turn!
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  'If you don't take a job as a prostitute, we can stop your benefits'

  by Elsewhere in

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  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/01/30/wgerm30.xml

  'if you don't take a job as a prostitute, we can stop your benefits'

  by clare chapman .

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  The article concentrated on women. Surely this law would apply equally to men as well.

  I was thinking the same thing...some how I doubt it though At any rate it's just disgraceful. Surely they can see that and hopefully soon will change it.

  "uhmm sir, if you don't take this job as a male prostitute we cant offer you unemployment benifits any longer. That's government rules I didnt make em, sucks to be you. Hey just take it like a man"
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  Words you used instead of cussing

  by JH in

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  witnesses must always have a clean and pure language to honor god, and must never cuss.

  now imagine an elder accidentally hitting his finger with a hammer...

  what words may he exclaim in this moment of pain?

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  You all sound like good ol' Ned Flanders

  Durn Diddly arn' it!
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  The poster who you find the FUNNIEST here, and why?

  by outbutnotdown in

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  of course, different people enjoy different types of humour, so there will be a wide variety of responses, but if you could mention why you find that person funny, personally, it would be appreciated.. i would have to say that i have to pick two people.

  i enjoy having humour displayed in a tasteful manner, but with wit.

  a life-lesson taught with a laugh is about as good as it gets, imo, even if i am not capable of accomplishing that very well myself.

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  Mary's posts are not only witty but extremely funny

  Kudos to Mary for successfully causing me to lose control of my bladder time and time again.

  -Doodle-V
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  High rates of depression in Org.

  by chuckyy in

  1. watchtower
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  i noticed after being a jw for a while that many members of my congregation were having to take antedepressants.

  (i counted at least 30 out of 100).

  after a few years i too began to have bouts of depression and problems with anxiety.

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  Yep. Jehoobers Organization is truely the happiest place to be.

  I also noticed that a large number in our cong had (mostly women, including my mom) had chronic fatigue or fibromyalgia or both, along with sensitivity to strong smells and such. In fact it was the norm to see several sisters all sitting in the back of the hall wearing masks.

  -Doodle-V
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  my transformation......now I'm really really showing off

  by confusedjw in

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  here is me, alarmed at seeing myself in a pink shawl .

  this is me alarmed that you are all looking at my boobs .

  (in the spirit of fmz and the belly dancer)

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  Yuuuup...With a body like that you could sell a heck of a lot of propane and propane accessories, boy I tell ya what
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  What's Your Opinion of the Internet?

  by minimus in

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  the watctower society demonizes the internet.

  there have been many unsubstantiated reports that have been proven false on the 'net.

  and there have been some very helpful sources here.

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  Well, of course the Internet is evil... Al Gore invented it after all

  -Doodle-V
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  my transformation, I am showing off here...

  by jwbot in

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  2. friends

  hey all, i just took some "after" pictures today and need to share with my friends.

  as some of you know, i lost a bit of weight recently.

  (by eating less, eating better and exersizing - it actually works sometimes!)..

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  wow, you look fabulous. Congratulations on your achievement!

  -Doodle-V