Posts by drwtsn32

How about you have to be careful about accepting a gift from certain people, because it may be inhabited by a demon. But if it's in new packaging, you don't have to worry. Apparently demons cannot cross the shrink-wrap barrier.

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Weird stuff individuals believe

by bluecanary in

this thread doesn't just have to be about jws.

it's about the weird stuff that isn't taught by the religion, but an individual believes it.

my examples:.

drwtsn32

We are a rock revolving, around the golden sun.She said the song was advocating evolution.

Revolving? Is that like re-evolving?

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This is what I've decided to believe...

by cognac in

jw
friends

as far as god/satan type a thing.... a. i don't think i believe the bible is from god.. b. ying/yang type a thing.

god and satan are equal in power and god owns heaven and satan owns earth.

god can't do anything about suffering, etc because they are equal in power.. c. we go to heaven after we die.. see?

drwtsn32

AND NO TALKING ABOUT ME WHILE I'M NOT HERE!!!

No promises.... what goes on in PMs between me and Shamus is for us to know and for you to never find out!

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This is what I've decided to believe...

by cognac in

jw
friends

as far as god/satan type a thing.... a. i don't think i believe the bible is from god.. b. ying/yang type a thing.

god and satan are equal in power and god owns heaven and satan owns earth.

god can't do anything about suffering, etc because they are equal in power.. c. we go to heaven after we die.. see?

drwtsn32

You will drink his breastmilk and you will like it!

Nooo! All those brussels sprouts he eats make it taste funny!

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Ok, fess up, how many of you dirt-bags were into that sleazy network-marketing crap?

by gubberningbody in

jw
friends

seems to me that you could go to any one of those meetings and find a jw.. oh and weren't there alway those theocratic urban legends about some family somewhere who bought into said ponzi scam and they all quit their jobs and are pioneering now that they've gotten into it?.

drwtsn32

As an accountant and business person I think that MLM's out to be outlawed.

I completely agree.

Even the most popular ones like Amway and Mary Kay. They are all the same...quite unethical, borderline illegal. 99% of people that try to make money by selling their wares end up losing money.

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This is what I've decided to believe...

by cognac in

jw
friends

as far as god/satan type a thing.... a. i don't think i believe the bible is from god.. b. ying/yang type a thing.

god and satan are equal in power and god owns heaven and satan owns earth.

god can't do anything about suffering, etc because they are equal in power.. c. we go to heaven after we die.. see?

drwtsn32

Don't you need to be breastfed, drw?

Yes, but not by shamus.

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Tonight I shot off fireworks- and it was my JW wife's idea!

by JimmyPage in

jw
friends

so here i was wanting to start a new holiday tradition with my child by shooting off fireworks- but i thought the wife would be opposed.

lo and behold, she suggests it herself!

she related how that when she was a kid that the neighbors felt sorry for her because her family never celebrated holidays.

drwtsn32

Of course she wanted you to do it tonight. It would have been way too patriotic to do it Saturday night! haha

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This is what I've decided to believe...

by cognac in

jw
friends

as far as god/satan type a thing.... a. i don't think i believe the bible is from god.. b. ying/yang type a thing.

god and satan are equal in power and god owns heaven and satan owns earth.

god can't do anything about suffering, etc because they are equal in power.. c. we go to heaven after we die.. see?

drwtsn32

Good idea... so what do you think of Reniaa?!