well i hated service except for the social part lol. youknow breaks ruled but talks werent so bad once i got over the inital horror. i was good at them......... well compared to a decent number in my small cong. if i took the time to get it ready ahead of time it was easy and if i didnt i could always bs them as i went along. then i gave a real good talk on cleanlyness............ and some of my friends didnt want to have me over after that.............. and my friends wife said it was cause i gave such a good talk she didnt think she could measure up to it........................ and then i laughed and said that she was gonna get the rare ivitation to look into my piled up horror of a room next time they came over lol. i just took the borgs nanotechnological information virus and made it fun to listen to. after that she was ok with me visiting them again lol. my cong had publishers right around 40 so i was only nervous when new people were there. go figure lol
primitivegenius
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Theocratic School Talks, they were the worst ! hated doing them, did you ?
by run dont walk inremember back to the days you were in the theocratic school and had to give talks, were they the worst or what, i remember they were suppose to run about 6-8 minutes, i had some short as 3. the talks were pointless, you would just throw some mumble jumble together and go up and talk, first the introduction (and don't forget your gestures), then read the weekly scripture and then the conclusion, all your words of wisdom.
i would rank this second on the worst list next to field service (still # 1).. how about you, did you enjoy doing them ?
did you even prepare for them ?
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Convention Concessions
by Euphemism inhere's a question for you all... why does the society insist that all concession stands be closed at their convention facilities?.
i can understand that back when they provided their own food service, they would not want the competition.
(and in all fairness, their service was undoubtedly cheaper for the friends, many of whom have limited funds.
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primitivegenius
Okay, everyone, take a minute, close your eyes, and imagine a JW convention where BEER is sold. My, that would be fun!
Nina
yeah all of us could hook up outside in the hall way and have our own tailgate party and if the brothers came with those signs saying please be seated we can pour beer on him lol. someone would end up with a stereo and how long till danceing and fornicateing lol then wed run outta money for beer so we would have to knock over a contribution box or two............................
member of the drunk off his ass class <hic>
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text messaging = dating. I kid you not!
by yxl1 inin a way im glad the wts has hinted that mobile phones are expensive, time wasting, immoral devices.
anything to reduce the number of people shouting into plastic blocks on public transport gets my vote.
however they go as far as to assume that young people who have one will use it to talk to members of the opposite sex!
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primitivegenius
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no doubt yall
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For All Our Friends In Texas
by little witch injust want you to know you are in my thoughts, be safe!!!!.
we have had our share of sudden floods, and tornado's recently (after a long drought).
take care, texans...
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primitivegenius
yeah we got tons of yall in tx so be carefull. and yall in FL or LA be double carefull
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The WTS Kills Another Child
by Robdar ini spoke to my father this afternoon and received some bad news.
the daughter of a woman who was one of my childhood friends at the kh died today from leukemia.
she was 16 years old.
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bastards
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Pictures from Big Tex and Nina's on Saturday the 5th
by SheilaM in.
this is the only pic of nina she moves way to fast lol, jessica's mom, jess, jade, billygoat and jess's step-dad.
this is jade,j2laws and thunder lol
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primitivegenius
wow party looks like yall are having a blast and theres no doubt searcher is having way to much fun lol ...... but wait is that really possible? lol
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Men: Honest answers, please, to an honest question
by berylblue infrom another thread:where else does the media so vividly show females as equal .
when i read this, i had to wonder: is there something wrong with doing so?
portraying women as equals?
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primitivegenius
welllllllll heres my opinion....... i have worked for women......... that i hated and worked for woment that i liked....... also did the same with men. its all about the attitude...... and do i consider women inferior.......... hell no but you get back to the same thing. not all people are equal mentally and physically. everyone has there talents. i prefer women more intelligent than me and there fortunately are plenty of them out there lol. i actually do good when working with women but i find that most of the ones i end up working under (hehehehehe no pun intended) are bitchy and a pain in the ass simply because they gottta be that way cause some men cant allow there pride to be squished by working with a woman boss. so i must say you got entirely to many variences to make it an easy choice.... i have always had alot of respect for women even tho the society is all into only DICKS can lead and teach lol.
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Teacher charged as "serial spanker"
by happyout injuly 9--meet robert clark.
the 61-year-old pervert was charged yesterday with spanking and kissing eight boys enrolled in the not-for-profit pennsylvania video workshop he ran.
according to this upper moreland police department affidavit (in which the cops have redacted the kids' names), the retired teacher was a serial spanker who preyed on children as young as nine, often giving them whacks across their behinds as a sick birthday gift.
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primitivegenius
i wondered if he spanked cheerios or raisen bran or froot loops.................. no wait not cereal but serial...... lets lose the bestard
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Strange U.S. Sex Laws
by Xandria infrom the 'lectric law library's stacks.
strange u.s. sex laws
also, since the official library position is that all sex should be outlawed - unless our beloved head librarian ralf is a participant - we urge all patrons to use all means at their disposal to have the laws below enacted in their localities.
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primitivegenius
hahahahhah omg lol
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newfie clock for all canadians
by primitivegenius inafter years of work, computer science graduate students at memorial
university in newfoundland have finally finished their internet-based digital clock.
enjoy the work:
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primitivegenius
hope ya like it cause i think its cool lol but im amused by paint drying