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primitivegenius
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2008 District Convention Theme
by R.F. inokay, so it should be very soon when the theme for the 2008 convention will be made public.
what do you think the them will be?
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2008 District Convention Theme
by R.F. inokay, so it should be very soon when the theme for the 2008 convention will be made public.
what do you think the them will be?
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primitivegenius
money is the root of all evil...... so donate it to us so we can get rid of it for you
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2008 District Convention Theme
by R.F. inokay, so it should be very soon when the theme for the 2008 convention will be made public.
what do you think the them will be?
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Quotable Quotes; Please Add Yours ...
by compound complex inthe endeavor to compel all men to think alike on all subjects,.
culminated in the great apostasy and the development of the .
great papal system; and thereby the 'gospel,' the 'one faith,'.
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primitivegenius
kill em all and let god sort em out
wanna go for a ride in mah luv ma chineeeeeeeeee (batman and robin)
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When Meetings Went Overtime, What Did You Do?
by minimus ini used to start looking at the clock behind me, look at my watch, look at the speaker or person handling the part and give obvious facial expressions expressing my dissatisfaction.
it was a pet peeve of mine!
a few times when i had the last part in a service meeting, i'd say, rather sternly,"this originally was a 15 minute part but because we are running out of time, we will dispense with (whatever).".
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primitivegenius
would start rolling it up.................... putting books away. stretching elaborately........yawwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn.
one time the circuit overseer was there and it seemed like even tho they allegidly abreviated the rest of the parts that all the brothers went overtime untill it was the last brother of the night....... he walked up put his notes down........ cleared his throat........ looked up.
the co had gotten up and walked to the back of the room and when he caught the brothers eye......... made a throat cutting motion.............. the brother picked up his notes and books and walked back down to his seat.
hahahahahaahah best part of the night.......... year........... ever
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Home Witnessing, Did you ever eat at a house or apartment when offered?
by NotaNess inever get any invites to come in and eat or get offered breakfast or lunch, and you did it?.
i think of the scripture of jesus telling those that went before him to villages, to "eat what is offered to you".. makes me want to have a bottle of pepperocinis on hand for a witness visit.
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primitivegenius
was in service with this brother back in the day and we had missed break time so we were STARVING.......... and this one brother said he had a RV that we could make and then we would go have lunch....... he went inside and almost 2 hours later he came out........... wipeing his mouth.
the lady inside was makeing her son and herself lunch and so invited him to stay.......... so while we starved outside curseing him lol he was chowing down on good homecooked food. lol
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Dare a married guy meet up with his teenage infatuation? HELP!
by aylesbury_lad inalmost 25 years ago, at 17, i fell under the spell of this gorgeous, sexy, blond sister from a neighboring cong'.
i carried this crush like a pathetic puppy for almost 2 years, never summoning the nerve to ask her out.
i deservedly lost the girl.
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primitivegenius
Sure, meet up with her. Just make sure to bring your wife with you.
ABSOLUTELY...........dont even consider it if your wife isnt by your side. i got the impression that your still married but not in that HOT love stage...... kids ready to leave the nest is a time when lots of people let their marriages scatter to the four winds.
i have been attached to sisters and wanted things to happen and even tho they didnt i still think and wonder tho i am happily married now i would like to see them again to put my mind at peace.
figure out your motivations and even go so far as to think the worst about yourself ........... play devils advocate and then make your decison............ nothing wrong with meeting her but follow the advice given already.
dont go there with condoms in your wallet........ instead go there with a wife to put her foot in your ass if you start drooling.
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I'm Hungry! Describe your "perfect" hamburger or hot dog.
by journey-on inmine is a hamburger cooked medium well with fresh home grown tomato, lettuce, purple onion, mustard and mayo...no ketchup...kosher pickle on the side.. the bun must be toasted and preferably either sesame seed or poppy seed.
u-m-m-m.
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primitivegenius
wife dosent eat beef or pork so ive learned to make some damn good turkey burgers
lipton onion soup mix package for every pound of meat
broiled steak seasoning
garlic salt
black pepper
italian seasoning
cayenne pepper (spareingly)
i cook the hell outta em and put barbeque sauce on the wifes and A1 on mine and serve on whole wheat buns toasted with sesame seeds on top. all the veggies. onion tomato dill slices CHEESE mmmmmmmmmmmm and not as bad for ya............. i used to make mine with sirloin and A1 but kinda to easy to get a dry burger
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Your votes will decide: Farewell party for loyal dub VS. Ex-JW meetup
by OnTheWayOut ini am leaving this up to jwd votes.
please don't just attack the dubs and .
vote the other way because of personal feelings.
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primitivegenius
go with your wife......... but bring along crisis of conscience for some light reading........ lol jk
thing is you know where your real friends are............... and that they wont judge you, same cant be said of the dubs.
if it was any other meeting besides your wifes bf id say tell them to piss off.
who knows those foolish elders and other stuck up a$$holes could truely show your wife what that org is truely about and then that might make her leave