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  Finish this sentence...trying to reason with a JW is like......

  by doodle-v in

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  trying to reason with a devout jehovah's witness is like........

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  Alan F told me it's like trying to pick up mercury with your fingers! Why he was doing that I don't know?
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  It's Joyzabel's Birthday!!!

  by HICFlyGirl in

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  yaaaahhhhh!!

  it's my mommy's birthday!!!.

  we have a delicious meal planned at the angelo's steak house.

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  Happy Happy birthday Joyzabel
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  Fluff: What your topic to post ratio says about YOU

  by Sirona in

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  i spent vast amounts of time (10 minutes to be exact) assessing what exactly posting ratios say about a person.. .

  work out your forum ratio this way: click on your profile and click on "post history".

  this will bring up a list of pages showing all your posts.

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  I'm a 10.5....on the richter scale baby
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  So..... you're going to heaven?

  by Puternut in

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  now that you're out of the borg.

  what do you believe that your future holds?

  are you going to heaven / hell?

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  shotgun

  Worm food, shark bait or possibly an ash hole.
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  Posters who make you ROFL

  by doodle-v in

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  sometimes when i log on to jwd i go directly to "jokes and humor" because i know that there will be something there that will crack me up.

  i love to laugh and i think humor is great therapy especially when alot of us have been through so much.

  its great that we can make fun of ourselves and can find the humour in many of our experiences.

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  Listen you littletoe..and BTW I still don't believe that's your Indian name.

  You know what really cracks me up, those pictures Valis sent of you drinking out of the toilet at the last Dallas apostafest........
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  Posters who make you ROFL

  by doodle-v in

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  sometimes when i log on to jwd i go directly to "jokes and humor" because i know that there will be something there that will crack me up.

  i love to laugh and i think humor is great therapy especially when alot of us have been through so much.

  its great that we can make fun of ourselves and can find the humour in many of our experiences.

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  I have to admit I miss Paul on the forum, we talk every other week just to have a laugh.

  I find XJW funny........... funny looking.

  Gumby is funny too....well at least he smells funny, he is green I suppose.

  Six always used to crack me up with comments to KGB...... KGB didn't see the humour in it though... too bad, I think it was probably the one thing that he really needed to help him cope with his physical pain.

  Actually your all kind of funny.

  I still marvel at the way those who stray from Jehoovers visible organization are depicted. Hateful, miserable, downright dirty scoundrels shaking hands with Satan and taking potshots at the WT in our spare time....oh shit they're right.
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  Bad Stuff you did in High School

  by Nosferatu in

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  for those of you who weren't good jws, or weren't raised in the troof, what kind of bad things did you do in high school?.

  one thing that i did sticks out in my mind above all the crap i did.

  there was this one kid who was marked as the loser.

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  Stef you said

  Nos, are you saying you were a bully?

  You need to read back through some of his posts, he has been slapped around at work by a woman who hit him so hard it knocked his glasses off.
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  Trying to fade slowly....

  by nemo in

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  i am trying to fade slowly, but am finding this increasingly difficult.

  i can't sit through a meeting, i had to leave at the 1/2 the other day, because of my recent enlightenment, the hypocrisy is to much for me to take.

  as i left you could see the looks on people faces, "oh she's just not spritual enough".

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  Hi nemo

  Just keep swimming...... just keep swimming.........swimming, swimming

  Fading works if your not too connected with local family and friends who are dubs.

  Hope it works, I know what you mean about sitting through a meeting once your eyes are open.
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  Do you "remember" these days?? or Not??

  by proandcon in

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  subject: i run on rechargable batteries.

  this was read by bro.

  sxxxxxxgen, circuit overseer -- march 2004. i run on rechargeable batteries.

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  shotgun

  Hallalejah

  Reading that crap makes it sound like a revival meeting

  Jolt me with Jehovah's spirit

  http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Bugs_Bunny/ltbb_127.wav
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  Finish this sentence...trying to reason with a JW is like......

  by doodle-v in

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  trying to reason with a devout jehovah's witness is like........

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  shotgun

  Getting your shit together and trying to figure out how to pick it up...ewwww