Posts by Syme

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Pre-Memorial territory coverage

by Blackbird Fly in

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has anyone else seen the local congregation doing the usual field service push before the memorial?

i think its strange that we (nor our neighbors) havent seen them in the neighborhood yet.

only 2 weeks away and no territory blast?

Syme

In my congregation, various below-average-IQ zealots and pioneers steam of enthusiasm about the amount of territories they've covered so far.

"3 territories!" says one. "Gonna take a fourth one!" says another.

Thing is, how many people will they actually manage to bring to the memorial? Close to zero. The local memorial is typically attended by only the local witnesses plus their ''chronic interested'' acquaitances, and *some* of their Bible studies.

So, what's all the territory fuss about? A rhetorical question. (we know the answer too well: Keep them busy, keep them on-plug, keep them in a vegetable state)

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The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne

by Oubliette in

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[warning: this post contains spoilers!].

i've been reading hawthorne's the scarlet letter.

it is really quite an interesting read for us ex- and soon-to-be-ex-jws, especially if you or a loved one has ever been dealt with judicially by the elders.. i love the way hawthorne portrays the main characters:.

Syme

Thanks, Oubliette!

That book had escaped my attention, but now you put me in the right track :)

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JW's going door to door in the future, funny video

by Crazyguy in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=c7ptao4imsm.

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Syme

Hilarious!

And depressing, at the same time...

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Oh go on---ASK ME ANYTHING!

by Terry in

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any question .

.. any topic .

.what's the risk?.

Syme

What did God do all the countless years before he started creating? How did he fill all that infinite free time of his?

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"Keep Seeking First the Contribution Box" - the REAL district convention program ;)

by processor in

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the real district convention program can be downloaded only here: http://www.svhelden.info/pdf/co-pgm14-e2.pdf.

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Syme

"CHAIRMAN: The chairman sits on his chair all the time."

LOOOOL!!! Man, I've laughed so much! Thanks for the excellent work!

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Lies taught by the GB about ....Life, Worldy people & apostates

by williamhconley in

the governing body not only lies to it's members about their true history but also about life itself, worldly people and former members.. here are some of those lies that come to my mind.. .

"jw's are the happiest people on earth" -.

fact: depression, anxiety, fear of punishment, paranoia, is what jw's live with every day.

Syme

Excellent post, williamhconley !

P.S. to the secretary: This post should be retained in the congregation permanent file of policy letters

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Help, got JW in home....need details on how to answer question

by skeeter1 in

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"the world is much worse off today then yesterday .

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i know the basic answers, but give me some more ammunition.

Syme

If you have time, read Steven Pinker's book, the Better Angles of our Nature, which deals with the decline of violence over the centuries.

Generally, the world is getting BETTTER than yesterday. You can point the following facts:

- The violent deaths (by war and crime) are lot less in the last 50 years than any other time in the past! We're talking about relative deaths, i.e. deaths as to the world population. 20th century wars claimed less lives/world population than the wars of the past centuries.

-Diseases? The 20th century deseases are NOTHING compared to the past centuries. The Spanish flu was nothing compared to the Plague of 14th century. Modern medicine has eradicated/reduced significantly most of the diseases that plagued humanity for thousands of years.

-Greater life expectancy, greater quality of life, decreased child mortality rate, and lots more.

You may use an illustration(jws are illustration junkies): If your JW believes we live in the worst era ever, you may ask him "In which era would you rather live if you had a choice, then?" What can he answer? None. Because we live in the best (or less worse) era of mankind since its dawn. If you lived, let's say, 300 years ago in Europe, this is what your life would have been, in average: You would be part of a family with 10-15 kids, most of them who would die in infancy. If you were so lucky as to survive, you would spend your childhood and your entire adult life working from dusk till dawn like a dog, every day, in misery and semi-starvation, and would be lucky if you lived more than 40 years. The most probable is you would die between 30 and 40, due to a combination of diseases, fatigue and ill-nurishment. And THAT era would be better than ours??

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Shared some TTATT with my wife and now she wants us to have a weekly personal bible study

by suavojr in

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here is the situation.... a young 19 year old in our congo had a fallout with his parents because of all the restrictions and jw dogma and moved out of the house last wednesday.. to make the story short, the parents went running to the elders and what was the comfort?.

coe said: i saw that coming!

your son never reached out to get baptized.. then the other elder said: don't worry, you still have one left that will be saved.

Syme

It depends on where you want to push things to: If you want her just to stop believing in the WTS, you can choose scriptures that contradict the Borg's regulations and practices -the jwfacts.com site is the reference site with regards to this.

However, if you want her to go one step further and become an atheist, start from scratch. Start with the Genesis account of creation: Notice the 2 different stories of creation that are presented in chapters 1 and 2. Read about the preposterous ideas of seperate creation of animal kinds: e.g. why on earth would God create the whales family as mammals and put them in so much trouble living under the water? Continue with the hilarious account of Noah's flood, note that God said 'all' living things would be destroyed: what happened to the fish?

Then go on to the Bible's main theme. What is that? Love? God's Kingdon? Er, no: it is KILLING. Murder, manslaughter, execution, you name it. See all the transgressions of the Law that brought the death penalty. See God killing in an instant poor guys just because they happen to do something bad, such as giving 'inappropriate' offering of sacrifice. See the complete slaughter of all the first-borns of Egypt, just to 'give a lesson' to bad Pharaoh. See the Levites slaughtering their fellow nationals because they made an idol. See God giving food to Israelites and then killing them just after they ate the food!

Then continue with the UBER-Genocide account of Joshua and Judges, starting with the annihilation of poor Jericho: See how Jehovah instructed the Isrealites to slaughter EVERY human being (and livestock!) of Canaan, men, women, INFANTS, just because they happened to be born Canaanites. Read the exact instructions, read carefully the whole chronicle as an outside observer, and feel your stomach get sick.

See how God rejected Saul; why? Beacause he was a murderer? No! Because he was not murdering enough! He hesitated to slaghter the Amalekite king, and so the pious God-fearing Samuel (yes, that sweet Samuel who served in the temple from infancy) cut the king's head with a huge sword. See then king David cut of the foresking of 100 Philistine penises and bringing it as a bridal price. See God killing 70.000 Israelites beacause of a mistake tha David made! (which was the terrible sin of census taking). See Solomon becoming known as a king of Peace, only after he had all of his potential rivals slaughtered.

Read the account of sweet Esther. See how Jews in the Persian empire came close to suffering a genocide by the 'bad' Aman, but then see how triumphantly THEY killed every one (and their families) whom they considered an 'enemy' for their nation.

The list is endless. Plenty of material for ''Bible study"...

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Just suppose the GB decided.........

by Phizzy in

now, i know this is preposterous, in fact totally an unbelievable hypothesis, but what if the gb decided that to go more mainstream and pick up more suckers, sorry, converts, they had received new light that the basic idea of the trinity was true.. obviously they could not be as blatant about it so as to say something like the various creeds say, but i can see a way that they could teach something that was more akin to mainstream christianity, and would make them seem less wacky-weird in comparison.. how on earth would the old-school dubs react ?

it would shake them up so much !.

i know this is far-fetched, but i do see them doing something similar eventually, some years down the line, when they are running out of cash.

Syme

YES, Phizzy, the old-timers would react, but the new generation would chew it up and swallow it like anything else!

That's exactly the difference between old-timers and newbies, and that's why the old ones are really, really disposable to the GB: The new generation is SO much simple-minded, while the old-timers (most of them) actually had a personality of their own. The new ones are indoctrinated in a much different way than the old ones: the Bible study they have is of much lesser quality, they enter a much more centralized organization, and in fact their thinking skills are equal to that of an infant. So, everything that comes down from the GB, they WILL swallow it. The old-timers, on the other hand, will have the dignity to raise some objections.

That's why the old-timers are a liability. When they pass out, all the JWs in the world will be simple-minded caricatures. Now, that's something to creep you out. I'm sure I don't want to be a part of THAT group that is forming.

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The End of Circuit Overseers

by wisdomfrombelow in

i am sure that the term "circuit overseer" will be gone soon.

they seem to be changing vocabulary and the presiding overseer is now the "coordinator of the body of elders" and all "district overseers" will be gone in a few months.

they used to be called "circuit servants" but they will never re-hash an old term so they will make a new term.

Syme

It doesn't have to be a significant change, just trivial word-playing, such as:

-Circuit representative

-Regional overseer

-Visiting overseer

-Visiting representative

-Travelling representative

-Circuit coordinator

-Regional coordinator

And a more fancy one: Circuit slave

[P.S. To the Service Committee: if you use any of these, I want credit]