I'm pretending the GB decided to hire a CEO to combat dwindling membership and overall apathy. Here is a list of the changes I would make to the organization if I were hired as CEO. Feel free to list your ideas (serious and humorous)!
1. Get rid of 1914
2. Get rid of 144,000 being literal.
3. Get rid of judicial comitttees
4. Anyone is free to leave the organization without shunning
5. Shunning is a personal decision, and only to be aplied to unrepentant jerkoffs who are clearly wicked (i.e. serial adulterers, child molesters, repeat drunk drivers, thieves, liars.)
6. Make blood tranfusions a personal decision
7. Report all allegations of child molestation to authorities. Ban all convicted molesters from any positions or participation in FS.
8. Make field service reports anonymous
9. Make conventions fun. Instruction and entertainment. Performances of "Kingdom Songs" by good singers. Obviously new ones would need to be written. Incorporate the new songs into dramas and have bible musicals (for the artsy types). Conventions would also include group activities aimed at making new friends and improving morale. Counseling centers would be availabel with mental health professionals and spiritual counseling from qualified elders.
10. Drop the vitriol aimed at those who pursue higher education.
11. Elders are instructed to help spiritually sick ones with addictions or other problems instead of Df'ing them.
12. Most importantly, create an NCAA Div. I university for JW's and win a national championship in football and basketball.