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  Sheesh, you buy one gram of Crystal Meth...

  by SixofNine in

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  ... from a male prostitute who gives great backrubs, and suddenly you're not qualified to represent jesus and the so-called conservative party anymore.

  where is the love?

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  lawrence

  First of all.... it was more than one gram. Second of all... it's not about the love; it's the age old adage that men who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. I wonder if he enjoyed the World Series, maybe next year he'll play catcher.
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  Posted Zero hours preaching- Fading faster

  by OnTheWayOut in

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  for the first time in my jw history, i turned in a slip with a big zero written in every column,.

  turned it over and wrote "zero tracts" below that, i wrote "stumbled by the co".

  ( see http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/121888/1.ashx if you want to understand the co comment.).

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  lawrence

  Keep up the good work! By the way, the CO wasn't worthy of your time. After 11 years, you've heard more than your share of crap. Maybe next month you'll go into the negative column? Keep us posted.
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  Who is DF/DA or Fader???

  by mama1119 in

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  i was just wondering, how many dfed to we have on here compared to da or faders??

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  lawrence

  DA'ed. No regrets!
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  Just Gotta tell all my new friends...

  by return visitor in

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  i'm a grandpa!!!

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  lawrence

  Congratulations and much happiness!
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  Should we be DF'd for eating trans fats

  by Bonnie_Clyde in

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  wow....are you part of the gb and found that you have recieved "new light"?

  (jk)the donut shops will suffer for sure!

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  lawrence

  Absolutely! The JCs around the world should DF for gluttony, inebriation, slander, lying, cheating, laughing, screwing, pissing blood, and fornicating with a desire for another mate. The JCs should DF for joy, DF for pain, DF for missed meetings, DF for bad hair days, DF for unpolished shoes, and DF for the hell of it. The JCs should DF everybody and then the world will be a better place. Then the JCs should DF Jehovah and His angels, then DF themselves.
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  The Love Starved

  by purplesofa in

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  when i first got on the internet, 8/9 years ago, the only people i came in contact with were jw's.

  i had just been reinstated, after being df for 9 years.

  my first observation was how lonely the chatters were.

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  lawrence

  Big hug to you purps! Great thread.
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  Think!

  by tonydh21 in

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  carbon dating is as right for this as it has been for every thing else.

  no, their wasnt a birth certificate by the skeleton neither is a birth certificate tagged to the world but you seem to believe it is only 6,000 years old.

  there is more proof to confirm the birth certificate of this pre human than there will ever be to confirm that birth certificate.

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  lawrence

  I beg you - learn how to spell! Don't worry about the world, take care of yourself, this day, and those around you. Chill... smile... take a long walk and kiss a beautiful person. And, learn how to spell.
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  Who's getting their costume ready?

  by lawrence in

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  since leaving madness (pioneering), i have enjoyed halloween - probably the only holiday i enjoy aside from the memorial, xmas, and easter.

  i've worn some outlandish outfits in the past, how about you?

  this year there is the dunwoody 2nd annual 'hung, drawn, & quartered pub crawl and costume contest'.

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  lawrence

  Baba Yaga-

  No joke. I do memorial every day. "For as often ..."
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  Who's getting their costume ready?

  by lawrence in

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  since leaving madness (pioneering), i have enjoyed halloween - probably the only holiday i enjoy aside from the memorial, xmas, and easter.

  i've worn some outlandish outfits in the past, how about you?

  this year there is the dunwoody 2nd annual 'hung, drawn, & quartered pub crawl and costume contest'.

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  lawrence

  Since leaving madness (pioneering), I have enjoyed Halloween - probably the only holiday I enjoy aside from the Memorial, Xmas, and Easter. I've worn some outlandish outfits in the past, how about you? This year there is the Dunwoody 2nd Annual 'Hung, Drawn, & Quartered Pub Crawl and Costume Contest'. They have 5 pubs, 2 English double decker buses, and the buses run every 20 minutes from pub to pub - only rule: a costume. This year - a cheesy Witness suit, busted up tie shoes, and a grim reaper mask; of course, a green Witless Bible. So what are you wearing? C'mon become King Kong or Dorothy from Oz and visit your favorite elder.
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  Herding Cats

  by VM44 in

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  lawrence

  I currently manage large software development projects and at times it is easier to herd cats, and yes, at times it's easier to teach pigs to sing!