BB- no kool aid!
Mary - great news - the brothers have just appointed you District Assembly Overseer. You don't have to wear a napkin on your head either.
lawrence
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2007 International Apostate Tour
by lawrence inlet's show up at a few assemblies (close proximity) and have a p-a-r-t-y!
screw the debates over words; when we spoke to the boe, cos, dos, and bethel we were dealing with murderers, pedophiles, and protectors of mean men and women, called brothers and sisters.
now it's our time to have some fun within "the courtyard of the gentiles.
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2007 International Apostate Tour
by lawrence inlet's show up at a few assemblies (close proximity) and have a p-a-r-t-y!
screw the debates over words; when we spoke to the boe, cos, dos, and bethel we were dealing with murderers, pedophiles, and protectors of mean men and women, called brothers and sisters.
now it's our time to have some fun within "the courtyard of the gentiles.
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lawrence
Richie - the nipple lapel pin is a must. Yes, you have the dance area - keep them loud and moving.
Mary - the baptismal pool full of 420 IPA on day 1, Colt 45 on day 2.
Honesty - you have the altar call, just be careful some don't get into the sacrifiices line.
El kabong - you're the bong attendant, use prudence with the newbies.
Everyone - this is moving forward! Some suggestions of 2 or 3 DCs in close proximity. You may have heard of the 'Burning Man' conventions, well we're instituting the 'Burning Rag' conventions - bring all those "old light" books and mags, we'll roast goats with "old light".
Have to make a call to Evil Slave James Brown at Bethel about special bus passes for elderly brothers and sisters.
Minimus - do you have your outline ready?
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2007 International Apostate Tour
by lawrence inlet's show up at a few assemblies (close proximity) and have a p-a-r-t-y!
screw the debates over words; when we spoke to the boe, cos, dos, and bethel we were dealing with murderers, pedophiles, and protectors of mean men and women, called brothers and sisters.
now it's our time to have some fun within "the courtyard of the gentiles.
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lawrence
Folks-
Let's show up at a few assemblies (close proximity) and have a P-A-R-T-Y! Screw the debates over words; when we spoke to the BOE, COs, DOs, and Bethel we were dealing with murderers, pedophiles, and protectors of mean men and women, called brothers and sisters. Now it's our time to have some fun within "The Courtyard of the Gentiles." The hell with their antitypical temple arrangment, let's join hands together, have fun, make love not books, and send a message to the R & F... P-A-R-T-Y!
I'm up for getting a few buses arranged for an apocalyptic tour into the seven seals - anyone want to join?
I'll be calling the huckster lawyer from Brooklyn Bethel in the a.m. to request special bus access for our elderly brothers and sisters.
Once again, the schedule for day 1 is as follows:
Day 1 - Apostates International Convention
Opening Comments and a Joint Break 9 - 9:30 Brother nvrcmbk
Why the WTS has been called a false prophet. 9:30 - 11 Brother lawrence
Milk & cookies, then a nap 11 - 12:30 All
Beer Keg & b-que 12 - 1:30 All
Life after the Witlesses 1:30 - 2:30 Panel of Former Elders
Wine Hour 2:30 - 3:30 All
Watchtower Study 3:30 - 4:20 Sister Blondie
Frisbee Golf, Shrooms, and Some Guitar Pickin' 4:20 - 7:30 All
Beer Keg & b-que 5:30 - 7:30 All
Kangaroo Courts & Judicial Committees - which do you 7:30 - 9 Brother Minimus
choose? - Modern Day Drama
Pitch your tents, dig the sky, party, and praise God! -- Day 2 will be corker!
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You know meeting attendance is bad when...
by lola28 infour congregations need to merge into two just to get some decent numbers.
a sister from my old hall called me a few weeks ago to let me know that the congregation was moving to another hall.
when i asked why they needed to move she said it was due to the fact that meeting attendance had diminished a lot in the past two years.
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lawrence
Highlander- Clothing optional.
Folks, the more I think about it, the more I'm enjoying these thoughts. Yeah, a real asembly, like ancient Israel... sacrifices in the parking lot, 7 days of feasting, no motels or hotels, bring your sleeping gear and party! Yes, the festival of booths in a downtown parking lot. No "be quiet!" signs, or nasty ushers with attitude. We'll print our own badges, anyone can be anyone they want to be, from anywhere. We were always told to set a good image for the youngsters and the rest of the world - let's do that! I'm posting a separate thread. This is now real!
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You know meeting attendance is bad when...
by lola28 infour congregations need to merge into two just to get some decent numbers.
a sister from my old hall called me a few weeks ago to let me know that the congregation was moving to another hall.
when i asked why they needed to move she said it was due to the fact that meeting attendance had diminished a lot in the past two years.
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lawrence
Blondie, thanks for the picture! Maybe a few of those VWs, and a big school bus painted for the tour.
Nvrgnbk - Yes, I'll call Brother James Brown in the morning and see if we can get some preferred parking passes for the assemblies. Hell, maybe we can get him to give talk #3 - 'Why the conscience allows some to protect pedophiles.' That will be day 2:
Day 1 - Apostates International Convention
Opening Comments and a Joint Break 9 - 9:30 Brother nvrcmbk
Why the WTS has been called a false prophet. 9:30 - 11 Brother lawrence
Milk & cookies, then a nap 11 - 12:30 All
Beer Keg & b-que 12 - 1:30 All
Life after the Witlesses 1:30 - 2:30 Panel of Former Elders
Wine Hour 2:30 - 3:30 All
Watchtower Study 3:30 - 4:20 Sister Blondie
Frisbee Golf, Shrooms, and Some Guitar Pickin' 4:20 - 7:30 All
Beer Keg & b-que 5:30 - 7:30 All
Kangaroo Courts & Judicial Commiittees - which do you 7:30 - 9 Brother Minimus
choose? - Modern Day Drama
Pitch your tents, dig the sky, party, and praise God! -- Day 2 will be corker!
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You know meeting attendance is bad when...
by lola28 infour congregations need to merge into two just to get some decent numbers.
a sister from my old hall called me a few weeks ago to let me know that the congregation was moving to another hall.
when i asked why they needed to move she said it was due to the fact that meeting attendance had diminished a lot in the past two years.
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lawrence
Hey nvgnbk-
I don't know about "great halls of Jehovah", but I do know they walked me out into the 'Morning Dew.'
Yeah, get a Ken Kesey bus, some psychedelics, a few posters, "MAKE LOVE, NOT BOOKS" and "HAVE FUN, DON'T SHUN" and pick up those brothers and sisters, cruise to the halls. Maybe even do a tour of assemblies, anyone up for it???? Yeah man, they cut another billion trees down to make worthless books full of shit, yeah, come over here, sit down and let me show you...have a glass of wine first? In the parking lot, having a party at assemblies. We'll see where the "youth" flock. Can't hang with other guys and gals, no problem, go visit the bus. I'll kick off the assembly with the first talk, 'Why the WTS has been called a false prophet'. After the talk we'll have milk and cookies, a nap, and get ready for the beer keg. Talk number 2, 'Life after the Witlesses.' Wine hour and then some frisbee golf, maybe a few shrooms, and then the first day's drama - 'Kangaroo Courts and Judicial Commiittees - which do you choose?'
No headaches after day1.
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You know meeting attendance is bad when...
by lola28 infour congregations need to merge into two just to get some decent numbers.
a sister from my old hall called me a few weeks ago to let me know that the congregation was moving to another hall.
when i asked why they needed to move she said it was due to the fact that meeting attendance had diminished a lot in the past two years.
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lawrence
Maybe someone can buy an old hippie bus and transport the sisters en-masse to the new hall. Have the Grateful Dead booming, a hookah for pre-meeting attitude adjustment, and some boxed wine for after the sales meetings.
Lurkers... these are real stories about an Organization you support and defend. Do the math, then smell the roses, then get the hell out!
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Latest news of my Husband Marco (heart surgery)
by orangefatcat inso dear friends here is the latest news about hubby's heart by- pass.. the doctor spoke with us both this evening and marco will have the surgery in a week and a half.. he is holding his own and the doctor hopes he won't have another heart attack before surgery.. there are many people that are involved with a heart team.
and so that is why we have to wait to get organized in everry way.
marco is still weak and is constantly tired.
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New Stupid Assembly Rules
by WTWizard ini have heard on this discussion board numerous rules that apply to upcoming a$$emblies.
some are designed to stop people from meeting the opposite sex; others, to make sure everyone is always ready to recruit new members into the scam.
i heard that some km inserts have been urging those whose congregation has cleaning assignments to sit in the section that they are assigned to clean.
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lawrence
Let's truly conserve at the assemblies:
* piss outside - save flush water
* shit outside - save water and t.p.
* don't wash hands - save paper
* bring gin and vodka - save on water coolers
* bring an attitude and disrupt the convention - save on electricity
* stay home - save on gas and lodging
* send the WTS DA notices - save years of life and reduce stress