No Ripple, Boones farm, MD-20, Thunderbird, or Buckfast. Box wines are out, jug wines are in (3 liters or more), and champagne - lots of that!
And yes, I'll make a note to order portable toilets. I'm sure many sisters will join us, if only to use a restroom when they need it.... Imagine the Evil Slave (GB) having to wait in lines until their kidneys burst.
Buckfast Tonic Wine 17% alc. by vol.
Buckfast is made in Devon, England at Buckfast Abbey by Benedictine monks. True to its name, Buckfast will get you "bucked up" real fast. Buckfast was thick, with a strong taste of molasses. There was also a hint of some type of herb reminiscent of oregano, and a soapy aftertaste. It makes you feel tired and dopey, rather than pumping you full of energy like some of its high-sugar American counterparts. However, with its hefty price of about $8 US per bottle, we were skeptical that homeless winos would spend their hard earned coins when there are cheaper alternatives. Our contacts in Scotland tell us that only the most hardened alcoholics drink this beverages, but the homeless winos reach for cheaper alternatives.