i found this while perusing through old golden ages at the new york public library.
it is so patently ridiculous and offensive, i thought i'd just post the thing without comment.
*** g27 11/30 pp.
Thanks for this wonderfully entertaining post from a mental midget!
My favorite ...- Satan had sought to forestall it through the voyages of Columbus and the resultant effort to people it with Spaniards and other backwards races under the influence of Rome. This undertaking failed.
at the agm it was announced that all elders in the us will attend a weeks 5 days kingdom ministry school next year.
there will be a different class held at patterson each week until all us elders have attended.
not sure about other countries.
In January, elders will be rated on a points system (number of JCs, solo turnins, snooping evidence, voyeurism, hunches, planting bugs, extract info, donate $, threaten congo cheapskates, quickbuild involvement, rah-rah level, C.O. lapdog). These points will determine the elders seniority.
at the agm it was announced that all elders in the us will attend a weeks 5 days kingdom ministry school next year.
there will be a different class held at patterson each week until all us elders have attended.
not sure about other countries.
NEW Elders School Schedule: Come early Sunday night for self deprecation and legal advice, JCs on tape, and Internet Spying.
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday
7:30 - 10 Legal Matters 7:30 - 10 Best JCs on Tape 7:30 - 10 Internet Spying 7:30- 10 Good Cop, Bad Cop 7-10 Questioning
10 - Noon Destoying Evidence 10-Noon Spiritual Warfare 10- Noon Planting Bugs 10-Noon Conducting JCs 10-Noon Protect WTS
Noon- 2 Lunch and Building Maintenance (Monday - Thursday) Friday shred all notes and books, test snooping equipment, and sign oaths.
2 - 6 1874, 1914, & 1975 2-6 New Light 2-6 The C.O. is your daddy 2-7 Donate or die! Return to Home Congo
7-9 Stop the whining 7-9 Quick builds from Jah. 7-9 DF, DF, DF, keep it up! 7-9 Fear and thumbscrews.
Wonder, if they'll be checking brothers for liquor and bottles of pills. How many excuses will Brother Boozer make before he gets himself a liquor store run?
my parents just came back from the annual bethel meeting in brooklyn.
they said only 3 of the gb were there.
they felt the need to inform me of everything even though i was in a blur watching tv.
With Larry, Moe, and Curly there - the Shekinah burned even brighter! Blind leading the blind into a pit.
i don't know how others are but in my family, my grandma makes a turkey for thanksgiving, and either turkey, pot roast or ham for christmas.
all of us non-jw's go over to celebrate and enjoy the time with the family, now the jw's in the family always say, we'll be over the day after, they eat the same turkey we did for thanksgiving, eat the same food, pies, etc.
we did but just the next day?
All things are holy to those who are holy. But everything is unclean to those who are unclean.
i haven't heard about it, but what about them dead sea scrolls that were found years ago?
since i haven't seen them yet, i can't help wonder if it's even true that such scrolls were found.
why are they not out there for the public, i.e.
There has been nothing written in the latest copies of Archaeology or Biblical Archaeology magazine.
i remember going to this lady's house who insisted on it being boiling hot!
it didn't matter if it was winter or summer -- she either refused to turn on the air conditioning or had the heater on full force!
my dad always hated it because he had to wear his coat while he conducted even though it was 90 degrees.
Phew! Memories from distant cranium impulses...
Conducting a book study in my house where people wouldn't leave at night, and I had a morning janitor job before leading field circus. People stayed and stayed and yawning didn't get the point across. Once in a while, someone would swipe the toilet paper, and the kids would torture my cats. No wonder my wife ran off with a rock guitarist.
i believe that if enough "anointed" get fed up with the hypocrisy of the leadership, a coup may be likely if not inevitable.. .
what i've been wondering is: how would such a scenario play out in real life?
i'm sure we can agree that all the organizational power ultimately rests in the hands of the eleven little men in brooklyn known collectively as the governing body.
As Jim Morrison said, they would have their subscription to the resurrection cancelled.
(please delete if already posted).
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Brooklyn and Patterson should only look so good.
Where does he hide the crack pipe?
