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  Santana Has done it Again... Ahhh SWEET!

  by Sparkplug in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7amynaptri.

  chad and carlos.

  grrrr.....

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  Yes, SWEET! Thanks!
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  Let's take a Bethel tour

  by Bonnie_Clyde in

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  just got my flyer from illinois international travel.

  tours to bethel, june to october.

  "...includes all transportation to brooklyn, wallkill, patterson and new jersey.

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  You will be amazed how the dumpsters are full of bottles of all kinds.

  You will be amazed at the fear that is experienced by the "volunteers".

  You will be amazed at the level of depression controlled behind bedroom doors.

  You will be amazed at the secrets that are hidden in conference rooms.

  You will be amazed that the class systems is alive and well at Bethel.

  J.K. - no sharp objects for you! Or me either!
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  Who is the most important man or big shot in the wts nowdays?

  by Fisherman in

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  i do not know how important the new wts gov bod membes are today.

  are they or who are the most important people nowdays?.

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  The devil!
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  Was mold a problem in your hall?

  by DT in

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  it seems like almost every hall i went to had a mold problem.

  i couldn't even enter the last hall i attended without getting sick.

  i had to listen.

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  My wife at the time always complained of mold allergies and the thugs/elders laughed. She started drinking 3 or 5 shots before meetings and said that helped along with drixoral. The booze helped more by blocking out the foolishness delivered from the platform that the mold problem. I complained more about the lice I contacted in the men's bathroom than the mold. Tough to give an instruction talk with the crabs.
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  Fight Thread

  by Paralipomenon in

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  1. you don't talk about fight thread.. 2. you don't talk about fight thread.. 3. when someone stops posting, or stops making sense, even if he's just faking it, the thread is over.. 4. only active posters on the thread.. 5. one thread at a time.. 6. they post without google or a dictionary.. 7. it goes on as long as it has to.. 8. if this is your first view of fight thread, you have to post.. .

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  Para-

  You're sorry... You decline... Nah buddy, too late now! I'm ready to go 15 rounds with smoking Joe, Johnny Navarro, and Willie Bobo. You're next sucker! And when I get back to town next week, we'll see what the word "contrite" means...
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  Fight Thread

  by Paralipomenon in

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  1. you don't talk about fight thread.. 2. you don't talk about fight thread.. 3. when someone stops posting, or stops making sense, even if he's just faking it, the thread is over.. 4. only active posters on the thread.. 5. one thread at a time.. 6. they post without google or a dictionary.. 7. it goes on as long as it has to.. 8. if this is your first view of fight thread, you have to post.. .

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  Para I have my gloves on, chewed through 2 turnbuckles this morning and I'm ready slug it out with only the best. Are you ready to go the distance, boy? Cause I am!
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  Beards and dress clothes...

  by B_Deserter in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i often wonder about the unwritten rule in kingdom halls that a witness should be in dress clothes and brothers cannot have beards (the beard rule i think is pretty much us-only though).

  sure, they won't stop you from coming to a meeting in your work clothes and they might even treat you fine.

  but, if you want to go anywhere in the congregation (i.e.

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  White washed graves full of stinking and rotting bones! What a bunch of religious whores!

  In Isaiah 53 the suffering servant:

  He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,
  nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.

  Obviously no fine clothing, no latest haircut, no clean cut shave, no GQ look.

  The WTS is so full of crap!
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  Randy Watters, thank you!

  by onacruse in

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  this may seem like a shameless plug for www.freeminds.org.

  but it's not.. randy has been a source of significant information for me (and countless others) over the last decade(s), and very recently sent me (at his expense) some additional information about the wts.. now, one thing i must say is that randy and i do not share the same ideologies about religious perspectives.

  but, ya know what?

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  Thank you Randy! For everything! One hell of a classy guy.
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  CRIPES!!! The PO and CO saw my Chrismas Tree

  by bluesapphire in

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  wonderful!

  my husband decides not to decorate the house since my stupid sister asked the co of her congregation to call on us and he's been coming by on a casual basis.. well the co is in town so my husband says, "i'm not doing the house.

  only the inside.

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  The least you can do now is invite them both to your Xmas party.
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  The longest prayer ever ...

  by Vivamus in

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  the memory of this just popped back into my mind.. i was at a 3 day congress, and the ending prayer was said by this really old brother.

  he was one of the survivors of wo ii concentration camps were he was put for being a jw.. anyway, the poor man started his prayer with thanking jah, and then he recalled every piece and play of the three day congress.

  i bet the man had written his prayer on paper and rehersed it each day adding a new 15 minutes to it ... he even mentioned a part where a witness lady replayed an incident on the street - she gave witness to by-standers - and one of the people she talked to had a stuffed dog.

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  I remember an old brother who would forget his pointers when he prayed and lose track of his thoughts. He once walked off the podium without concluding with the formula: in the name of our now reigning king Christ Jesus. When he realized the KH puppets still had their heads bowed he went back to the podium and started anew thanking the FDS. He wasn't called on again at a public meeting.