I'll be there! My hair is now down to the middle of my back, but so what, what would Jesus have done - preach! I have a few briefcases, flip flops, and a baseball cap - what else does a former pioneer need? I promise only to have a few drinks before we go out, but if a householder invites me in for rum runners, then I might not make it back to the car group. So what? "Send me!"
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What if we all showed up for Service this weekend?
by AK - Jeff ini mean even the most rabid apostates in the land!
we all show up and sit in the hall and wait to be assigned a cargroup.. would that raise a hell of a ruckus or not?
of course the df'd ones would not be assigned.
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UPDATE! 'Local Needs' Part on Apostates!
by drew sagan ini'm not kidding.
it has been less than two weeks since i discussed with an elder some of the problems i had about the wts.
one discussion.
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lawrence
No different than the emperor's clothes... those that support the FDS are truly naked, but hide behind a veneer of being God's chosen people. What a bunch of malarky!
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IT'S DELILAH'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.....LET'S WISH HER A HAPPY ONE...
by Mary in.
happy birthdy to delilah......a life-long friend who always thinks of others before herself.......and who's managed, like the rest of us, to escape from the borg.
xo mary .
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lawrence
Happy Birthday Delilah!
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My District Convention Is Being Held At An Assembly Hall
by enlightenedcynic inif this topic has been discussed previously, i apologize, but next week i unfortunately must attend the dc which is being held at the local assembly hall.
there are benefits to this as i don't have to rent a car or room for myself and family.
the downside to this is that it will now be harder to miss segments of the program or an entire day without being scrutinized.
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Why waste your time? If ducking out is the issue... Day 1, come in with a large shout, take a fall, and poor you...that's the end of the spiritual feast (beast). Do it early, so you don't miss Jerry Springer on the tube.
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Latest Adventure At The Hall
by ColdRedRain intoday, i made up my mind to be as big of an ass as possible at the meeting so they force me out rather than to whimper on my own and let the jw's say that "maybe he wasn't right for it afterall".
so first thing i did was i loaded up on liquid courage.
second thing i did was wore my "kiss my ass" t-shirt.
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Parakeet-
No problem, 'cause you know, we all have to "fight for our right to party!" I can't wait for the book study report. Closed quarters with closed minds. Should be a great study! Whoo-EE!
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A LETTER FROM A JW concerning My Story on Randy's Freeminds Website
by Terry inis it your purpose to save people from living a hellish life if they become a jehovah's witness?
you think you'll cure the world of divorce after you annihilate the jehovah's witnesses?
what is your story?.
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Terry-
Awesome replies. He can send the check to me. I won't say raca, but i'll say poor fool, sure we all wanted to be in wheelchairs with medals to get the "chicks." What a shmuck, eat crap moron!
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Latest Adventure At The Hall
by ColdRedRain intoday, i made up my mind to be as big of an ass as possible at the meeting so they force me out rather than to whimper on my own and let the jw's say that "maybe he wasn't right for it afterall".
so first thing i did was i loaded up on liquid courage.
second thing i did was wore my "kiss my ass" t-shirt.
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Parakeet-
Your lecture reminded me of the Beasty Boys mothers. What do you do for fun?
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Pat Robertsons plane crashed!!!!!
by gringojj init seems a small airplane owned by pat robertson crashed yesterday and 2 people were killed.
has anyone heard him make any statements about this?.
he has been very vocal about expressing why bad things happen to people, i.e.
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Pat couldn't find his ass with a map and 2 hands, never mind lift 2,000 pounds. What a little rat bastard!
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I am going away for awhile.........
by anewme ini am going away for awhile to try to heal my heart.
since my dfing i have tried so hard to make sense of what has happened to me.
to see it from the society's view and from freedom's view.
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lawrence
peace, love, and blessings
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Overheard at the June 4 2006 Watchtower Study
by under_believer inso, even back when i was a true believer i noticed this... .
this watchtower study today, i just got back from, was all about how great the elders are.
what always wigs me out about these things (because they trot this stuff out in a wt study every year or two) is how the elder conducting the study is up there talking about and praising the elders in the third person, saying how great they are, when he is an elder.
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lawrence
Maybe the sister who commented 7 times was put on Effexor Friday and she did a double dose with the Prozac and gin fizzes. The song break between meetings is a good time to do a few gulps of Gordon's, a swig of Listerine (swallowed) and a handful of Mentos. Don't get caught chewing.