Ha! I've posted this before, but in one of our last bookstudies we attended, the conductor remarked: "If you don't comment at the bookstudy, you are pleasing Satan." Ha! My husband and I just looked at each other like: did he REALLY just say that?
Once, my brother, from the platform, announced that the only place you can receive holy spirit is in the Kingdom Hall. When I pointed out to him (after the meeting) the illogic of that statement, he told me I shouldn't correct the elders. LMAO! I told him he was my little brother first, then an elder. (fortunately, not only is he no longer an elder but he's not quite that, um... "illogical" anymore either.)