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  What did you actually enjoy about JW meetings?

  by Pinned Blouse in

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  as much as i dreaded going to all the meetings there were things that i did enjoy.. 1. no special parking spaces for the elders, etc.. 2. no collections plate going around the room.

  3. no one person giving the talk every single week (can you imagine the same speaker 3 to 4 times a week, every day?

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  Me and my ex wife use to play the "translation game." We'd scribble it in our WT. For example, "We should all find more time for the ministry..." Translation: Get your ASS out in field service.
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  Best South Park episode, cast your vote

  by DanTheMan in

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  i have only been watching sp for the past year or so, so i'm sure there's a lot of episodes i haven't seen, and i'm obviously a little late getting on the bandwagon.

  but a couple of weekends ago they did a "25 most outrageous episodes" thing, and one of the episodes was where cartman had this j-lo hand puppet where he recorded songs and did some *ahem* other things involving ben affleck.

  i don't remember laughing at anything so hard in my life.. oh, and of course the episode with mr. hankey and his drunken, verbally abusive wife.. so what's your fave?

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  Mogrolians is good. But come on!!! Sea-men.
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  Service Time Records and Recording

  by c5 in

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  does anyone still have thier old service time slips?

  i still have all of mine dating back to when i first started counting my time!

  i always kept a copy for myself besides the one i turned in.

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  C5, I never fudged it, but near the end of my pioneer days I did have only a little actual door to door time. Most of it was return visits.
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  Have you ever been to a Bethelite's Wedding???

  by Confucious in

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  i went to one one time.

  at the time, of course, i was a dub.

  my mom and dad went (they aren't).

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  I went to one one time.
  
  At the time, of course, I was a dub.
  
  My mom and dad went (they aren't). But they were saying how robotic everyone was.
  
  Like when it was time to get food. They called them up by tables and it was so robotic.
  
  Not to say that that's a bad thing.
  
  But it was like, they were showing off how "organized" they were. And it was!!!!
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  What Was The Stupidest Rule In Your Hall?

  by minimus in

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  ....or even, "what's the stupidest organizational rule that you know of"?

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  Flying.
  
  That is amazing.
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  What Was The Stupidest Rule In Your Hall?

  by minimus in

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  ....or even, "what's the stupidest organizational rule that you know of"?

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  having to drive a four door car
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  It's an old one. But did anyone ever see the South Park on the Mormons???

  by Confucious in

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  it was funny.

  but at the same time, it was sad.

  the south park crew was beating on the mormons.

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  Princess.
  
  I guess that was my point.
  
  When they put it in that light, it is rediculous. But so many people follow it.
  
  But I understand it, because if they did one on the like "Da Judge" it would be just as funny.
  
  Could you imagine???
  
  Da Judge makes everyone shave off their beard because they are emulating CT. Beth Sarim. Everything.
  
  BTW, my second favorite South Park was the one with the "SEA-MEN."
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  It's an old one. But did anyone ever see the South Park on the Mormons???

  by Confucious in

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  it was funny.

  but at the same time, it was sad.

  the south park crew was beating on the mormons.

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  Dan the Man!!!
  
  You mean, you are part of the "Poop of Life???"
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  It's an old one. But did anyone ever see the South Park on the Mormons???

  by Confucious in

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  it was funny.

  but at the same time, it was sad.

  the south park crew was beating on the mormons.

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  It was funny. But at the same time, it was sad.
  
  The South Park crew was beating on the Mormons. And it was really funny.
  
  Like they would say stuff like, "Well, Joseph Smith. Can we see these golden plates."
  
  And he would be like, "No, the angel took them away."
  
  Basically, it was funny.
  
  But at the same time, it was sad. Because the South Park creator could have easily did something about the JW.
  
  AND I WAS DUPED.
  
  Oye... Crimony.
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  Thinking about getting a Tatoo... Your Opinions.

  by Confucious in

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  want one as a symbol of my freedom.

  was thinking of some chinese characters.

  ok. your opinion.

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  Confucious

  Thanks bull.