Smurfs come off the wallpaper and will fly around the room and taunt your children
Blood in McDonalds French fries
Used items being posessed and demons entering your home
Androgynous dress and hair styles
Turning off your pager during the meeting
Colored panti-hose for women
Free parking
White shirts only for men on the platform
Make sure you renew your Watchtower and Awake! subscription
Wide ties are too trendy for the platform
Let's make our back-calls
Hour talk
To be considerate of those who open their homes for the book-study
The dance called 'the twist' will lead you into immoral behavor
To remember that the High School Gym is now a place of sacred worship
Culottes are not fitting for meetings or service
Do not get in line during the song for your hoggies and McMuffin Eggs
Disco is evil
And my personal favorite: The internet is **BAD**