Oh well what doesn't kill you...
...is just prolonging the inevitable.
Ideas for bumper stickers/signs...what can you come up with?
by AuldSoul 39 Replies latest jw friends
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Check_Your_Premises
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Legolas
Today I learned why Jehovah Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween.
They don't like strangers going up to there door and annoying them!
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onesong
So many rules...So little time
Jesus would never carry a gun. Just a sword.
God waited 2000 years for the best pyramidologist, occultist and freemason to reveal the truth to.
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jt stumbler
HONK IF YOUR SHUNNED.
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Undecided
Jesus Saves. Follow his example and come to BB&T bank.
Ken P.
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Darth Yhwh
M*A*S*H, you have some good ones there. Keep em comming would you?
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oldflame
This one is not about JW's but I liked it, someone told me this one last week. Thought it was pretty funny. " Trying to find a florist that will ship two bushes to Iraq"
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ColdRedRain
One of my personal favorites that I carry in my liberal area of Minneapolis
If you're really going covert, you should try this
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M*A*S*H
Another wasted lunch break....
Back Off! Apostate Onboard.
Jehovah's Witnesses do it at the Kingdom Hall.
The Jehovah's always Knock twice.
'God built the pyramids' CT Russel
Be a Jehovah's Witness It's cheaper at Christmas
Shunning is loving.
My other Watchtower makes sense.
Watchtower's Used to be 30p Now I can't give this shit away
I don't ask questions
I'm a Jehovah's Witness.I'm one crash away from paradise.
The Anointed just in it for Bread & Wine.
Jehovah talks to me but I ain't listening
'Only the newest truth will do' - WTBS
Blood transfusions are for pussies. Sorry about the formatting... the HTML thingy is poo!
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onesong
Support Prescription Drugs...Become a Witness
Read the Bible Daily ...Just Don't Think While Doing It
"Love Your Enemies" Because Jehovah Certainly Won't
I Can't Wait 'Til the "Full Effects" of the Ransome Kick In!