Maybe they are going to tell the real TRUTH and deliver everyone out of bondage!!! There will be a special announcement telling everyone to go home and lead a normal life...we can dream, can't we?
Swalker
by yesidid 48 Replies latest jw friends
Maybe they are going to tell the real TRUTH and deliver everyone out of bondage!!! There will be a special announcement telling everyone to go home and lead a normal life...we can dream, can't we?
Swalker
Geeze. I can hardly wait to get there and start taking notes.
Oh no, here we go again, my mom won't shut up about this one for months, it was bad enough hearing about obedience to the damn GB last summer, now they might get these poor brainwashed fools to start selling their stuff, and not getting necessary dental work done, basically putting off life for this LOAD OF CRAPOLA!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, there I feel better now
IC (of the I'm not going to the DC next summer class)
Perhaps they're going to announce that Armageddon is no longer just around the corner, but that they have in fact TURNED the corner!
Now Armageddon will be announced as "up the street, just past the Dairy Whip".
Dave
Scoff at Armagedon if you will. It will come. Noone knows when, but it will not be late. We should be getting ready for it, shouldnt we?
D.
The WTS is getting desperate.
*** g75 10/22 p. 32 Deliverance At Hand From World Distress ***
How will relief come for humankind? When can it be expected?
Read the answers in the new 384-page, hardbound book Man’s Salvation out of World Distress at Hand! Only 50 cents; postpaid.
Please send the book Man’s Salvation out of World Distress at Hand!, along with the gift booklet "This Good News of the Kingdom." I enclose 50c.
The Salvation book came out in 1975.
1997
*** w97 4/1 p. 11 Take Courage as Deliverance Draws Near ***
The increasingly difficult conditions on earth are striking evidence that a vast change—indeed, a grand deliverance—is near at hand!
1993
*** w93 5/1 p. 26 Deliverance at the Revelation of Jesus Christ ***
Deliverance is at hand!
1990
*** w90 4/15 p. 21 Prepare for Deliverance Into a New World ***
Then have confidence that fulfillment of Jehovah’s promise of deliverance is very near at hand!
1982
*** w82 10/1 p. 28 Be as Men Who Are Facing Har–Magedon Unafraid ***
The "deliverance" that is now at hand for persons of such faith is not initially the heavenly glorification of the remnant of the spirit-begotten disciples of Christ and their being taken away from the earthly scene of tribulation, although that is in store for them finally. Rather, the "deliverance" is the putting of a stop to the wars, famines, pestilences, earthquakes and the rabid persecution of the true followers of the reigning King, Jesus Christ, this by the destruction of all enemies of Jehovah’s kingdom by Christ in the "war of the great day of God the Almighty" at what is called Har–Magedon.
1972
*** w72 4/15 p. 233 Mankind’s Deliverance into God’s New Order ***
Jehovah God has raised up the needed Deliverer! Jehovah’s marked time for the desired deliverance is at hand!
1971
*** w71 7/1 p. 401 Assemblies After the Death of Christ ***
All of the evidence has accumulated to show that the end of wickedness is near and it is a time to lift up Christian heads and be full of joy because deliverance is at hand.—Luke 21:24, 28.
1967
*** w67 3/15 p. 168 The "Last Days"—What They Mean to You ***
. True Christians can rejoice because God’s kingdom is near and deliverance from this wicked system of things is at hand. (Luke 21:28-32)
1959
*** w59 7/1 p. 388 Walk in the Light from God ***
Despite the woes that have come upon our generation, those who walk in the light from God can be happy. Deliverance is at hand.
1954
*** w54 10/15 p. 624 Why Prayers Go Unanswered ***
They rejoice because they know deliverance to a new world is at hand, that this present evil world must end in that "great tribulation such as has not occurred since the world’s beginning until now, no, nor will occur again," namely, the war of Armageddon.
1953
*** w53 2/1 pp. 92-93 Saved from Wrath to Come ***
Do not be abashed, either, by those who may assume to ridicule the idea of a near-at-hand great deliverance from this evil world; or at those who mock the prospect of Jehovah’s deliverance of dead ones from the tombs
I hear that in defd's area it will be called the
"How Dumb Are You People? Don't You Know We're Just Pulling This Crap Out of Our Asses?"
District Convention & Skit Fest
The title sounds ok to me.
There has been no convention since1969 with this title. No convention has had deliverance in its title since 1969.
I vote for scoffing. Even if it is coming I still scoff at big bad jehobba wantin to kill me from way up thar. Hey wuss come down and fight like a man for once will you?