Deliverance...is...at...hand! When you show the dates, it just makes you wanna ---
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DELIVERENCE AT HAND'.......... ..... 2006 District Convention
by yesidid 48 Replies latest jw friends
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tfsm
What is with this armageddon fixation? Could it be mind control through fear? Just guessing here.
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mrsjones5
I second that vote for scoffing
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cruzanheart
Nina
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Sunspot
Now Armageddon will be announced as "up the street, just past the Dairy Whip".
There's a Dairy Whip????It must be off the road leading to the KH.....I never could find time to go any other route.
"How Dumb Are You People? Don't You Know We're Just Pulling This Crap Out of Our Asses?"
Now there's the accurate knowledge we have all been waiting to hear!
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Sunspot
I second that vote for scoffing
Sounds good to me!
I've gotten this "scoffing" thing down pretty good now!!!
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Carmel
dfed, if you want us to take you seriously, then why not lead us in an undeniable biblical proof that the big A is a literal event as envisioned by you and the rest of the JW and Christian fundy minions?
carmel
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hamsterbait
Jesus said in simple words of those who say 'the time is at hand' - "DO NOT FOLLOW THEM". (luke 21:8)
Why are there so many Jdub apologists saying these words don't apply in their case?
HB
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willyloman
It's not a bad theme, but if they're taking suggestions for next year, I propose:
The District Convention: What Happens Here Stays Here
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Leuese
It's TRUE, although we WILL be in the 'KINGDOM OF JAH" before the Year 2006 Begins. Jehovah does not waste time in the heavens while people are suffering upon the earth of mankind, AMEN.
The Faithful and Discreet Slave of JAH and JESUS