by FlyingHighNow 44 Replies latest jw friends
Once we got the technology for it, we could send these demons, masquerade as humans, to live on their own planet.
alright! count me in!
frannie,
brilliant, just brilliant. who are my two neighbors again? theives and racists? cool. i can hang out with all the people i have so much in common with.
ts
Drugs would be decriminalized everywhere. Everyone who could work would have to or starve. A top priority would be the elimination of fossil fuel use by the power companies and individual auto drivers over the next 10 years.
Most of the laws on the books would be trashed and replaced with a few simple laws. 1. A crime is not a crime unless you hurt someone or destroy their property. Go as fast as you want and run as many stop lights as you want. The first time you get in a wreak because of this you will pay for it! The punishment will fit the crime. Drink and drive? I dont care... Drink drive and kill or maim someone.. Well the punishment will be swift and harsh.
Car registration??? whats that? You are free to drive a non comercial car anywhere you want. Income tax??? whats that? Flat equal sales tax on every purchase. Make as much money as your little heart desires. We (the gov) will get ours on the back end. End the inheritance tax. End property tax. Give all the power back to the States and just work on national security.
I would have to bone up on the condition of the rest of the world before I took on world rulership.
racists?
Oh hell no, no racism. That would be an evil bad no no and anyone practicing it would be sent to the demons that masquerade as humans planet.
Hmmm......where do I begin?
Like others, I'd offer a very handsome payout to promote transportation that didn't rely on oil and gas. Let's see what that'd do to the mega-rich oil barons and Saudis.
I would implement parenting and family courses in ALL schools from grade 7 or 8 up to grade 12. I find it ironic that the most important and responsible job (parenting), is usually gone into with absolutely no training by most. Can you imagine the dominos effect if 99% of the children born today were raised in a loving family with morals, guidance and love? If you interviewed prisoners, I think a good majority of them never had a chance at life because they had a lousy family life or grew up in a dysfunctional home.
I'd get all politicians together in a big circle and buggy whip 'em, just for wasting our bloody tax dollars so much. I'd totally reorganize where all the money went and every penny would be accounted for. There'd be no waste either. There would be free health care for everyone and junk food would be banned from all schools. I'd also ban cigarettes and cigars too.
I wouldn't make any plans much beyond this, because I figure by this point, someone would assassinate me.
Higher education would be free for all. Everyone would have good, healthy food and a wam place to sleep. Zero tolerance for abusers of any kind. One rule....Be kind to each other.
You will all love me
Dams
I think that it would be too much headache and bother to try to rule a planet full (sort of) of advanced monkies (humans).
S
I think that it would be too much headache and bother to try to rule a planet full (sort of) of advanced monkies (humans).S
So you'd abdicate to someone else. But if you could advise them now and then, what would you suggest?
My nine year old grandson Julian says he would change wars. He'd stop them. He'd stop fighting. He'd stop killing. He'd bring peace. He'll make sure everyone has food. Everyday is a birthday.
who are my two neighbors again? theives and racists? cool. i can hang out with all the people i have so much in common with.
We'll invite the thieves to dinner, because they'd find good food to bring.
Then we'd call the racists over for a poker game (although they wouldn't touch the clubs or spades).
If I ruled the world....
you could all kiss my butt.
Flyin
But if you could advise them now and then, what would you suggest?
Empathy, that's all. I'm a bit of an anarchist. Since i don't want to be ruled, why would i attempt to rule others? Although, sometimes i think about how some people need to be removed from the planet. But, that's a different subject.
S
