I think I might have a DEMON in the house!!!!!...Spooky! (page 3)

GoingGoingGone

I do however go around the house closing doors and windows when a scary movie is on TV. Do you do that to?

I'm telling you, I'm a big wimp... I will not watch scary movies...! Ever!

I have heard lots of stories of things moving around in the house, people hearing sounds and doors slamming, etc... But I can't remember ever hearing that anyone who had a ghost in their house, was actually harmed by it in any way. I guess I'm trying to think thru this logically... trying to get the JWism out of my mind. Mostly, they seem to like messing with people, scaring people - so, big deal, right? I mean, my son gets a kick out of scaring me, too...!

As a child, I remember thinking that if I ever heard a ghost, I would call out Jehovah's name and I'd be safe. Gotta find myself a new strategy here...

GGG

Mastodon

The I.T. guy in our office, one of the most reasoning and intelligent men I've ever met, believes we do have a ghost at the office. He usually works late nights and weekends, when there's nobody else here. He told me that there is a faucet in one of the bathrooms that turns open a third of a turn. Not drippin' but pouring. He also says he hears 'people noises'.
Calmly he tells me taht he is in no way afraid of them, they just want to let us know they're there.

delilah

I've never heard of a ghost actually harming a person

Actually, GGG, I remember reading in an AWAKE, years ago, about an experience in Rwanda. A lady was studying to become a JW, and as she'd been involved with voodoo all her life, the demons kept attacking her, and as a final attempt to discourage her from studying further, her little daughter was found strangled, with her head twisted right around......that scared the bejesus outta me at the time.....

GoingGoingGone

the demons kept attacking her, and as a final attempt to discourage her from studying further, her little daughter was found strangled, with her head twisted right around......that scared the bejesus outta me at the time.....

GGG

Legolas

Maybe someone/something wants to get that kiss from you!

I want to vote for this one!

Mary

I suggest leaving old Watchtowers, soaked in vinegar, across all doorways

But don't ferget to rub garlic all over them first.......otherwise, it won't work.

wanda

A ministerial servants' head told me confidentially he and some friends had harrassed an Oklahoma City sister who partook of the emblems by using miniaturized sound and voice making devices.

In some congregations the elder body and their closest pioneer sisters also don't like JWs and ex-JWs they think are big-mouths because they are afraid will tell about things like child molesting.

Some Mormons and covens also use the latest technologies. Where's this stuff come from? I'm just guessing brothers who used to be in U.S. intelligence come by the devices.

So nobody thinks I'm making all this up here's a picture of a much larger U.S. army LRAD (Long Range Acoustical Device). http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/ptech/03/03/sonic.weapon.ap/

Those send out ear-splitting noises, and not long ago an ocean liner called the Seabourn Spirit when off Somalia made a boat of pirates stop their attack by using an LRAD on them. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4418748.stm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051108/ap_on_fe_st/pirate_attack_sonic_weapon

Spencers and many other novelty stores sell prankster noise and voice devices for about $15-20, but those are fairly large and unsophisticated compared to the military and cult equipment. http://shop.store.yahoo.com/trcfm/sounthatdriv.html http://www.prankplace.com/rc.htm

Spying is really nothing new among cults and voyeurs. Wiretapping goes back to almost as long ago as there's been telephones, and parabolic mikes have been used a lot in recent times, but using of long range harrassing or stalking devices is new stuff.

AntiPode

"There are no haunted places, only haunted people"! -Robert A. Baker

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Oh no how spooky, my cousin rang me today and said there have been many strange things happening in her house in the last couple of weeks, she was making something in the kitchen late at night , the kids room are sort of in a hall way off from kitchen with a sliding door, anyway it was a little open and she swears on her life she saw a man walk past the door towards the babys room, and im like stoppppp i dont want to know.

Keep us posted legolas

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outoftheorg

Legolas, I can tell you with certainty, that I was the only demon in your area of Canada on this night and I did not reach your house YET.

In looking through the list from SATAN I can see that it will be some time before I haunt your family.

Now it can be that we have a REBEL DEMON on the loose. If so I will find him when I visit your house and kick his ass.

In the meantime I suggest you spray your house with liquid garlic and some catnip leaves. This will give the demon a form of alergy that cuses a lot lf coughing and sneezing. Just ignore this.

And get on with your happy life filled with new experiences.

Outoftheorg

I think I might have a DEMON in the house!!!!!...Spooky!

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